(x-post from /r/jokes) I tried to redeem airline miles for a flight on St Patrick's Day

But I was told I couldn't because it is a blackout day.

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📅︎ Dec 09 2016
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I have a coupon tattooed on my arm that I scan every time I buy groceries. Some people give me dirty looks, but then I redeem myself.

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📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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