You should have pluralized it and more would have shown up!
It’s called the Redundant-Sea.
He said, "I'm not happy." I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"
And I can’t find my car in the parking lot.
“But today...” he continued. “Wherever you go, there are cameras...”
Pretty soon they were raisin kids
Mama said there’d be gays like this!
Happy Pride Month, y’all. :D
There I go dating myself again.
You are the only people who really know me inside out.
They called a company who came out to replace the glass, it happened again two days later so the company came back again and replaced it. My neighbour asked why it was happening and the company told him that it was happening a lot in the area, and that a local animal was eating the putty we use to hold the glass in. My neighbour asked him what kind of animal could possibly do that??? He said yes it’s a cat..... A putty cat......
I was delighted.
I seem to have fallen on hard Times.
Did you hear about it? Apparently it had an overabundance of leeks.
She said she'd love to and she's very flexible
A well thawed out plan.
He wanted to be a hot dog.
Me: "what's wrong with the name it has now?"
Took him a while to get it then he was pissed.
So, I was pretty worn out the other day and was not even close to my A game in terms of coherent conversation, let alone my sense of humor.
At dinner, the kids wanted some yogurt so my wife got up to get it and asked me, "Do you want some yogurt, Baby?"
I paused for a moment to actually decide whether I wanted some and must have made some weird look, because she immediately followed up with, "I know, I know, 'What's a yogurt baby?'"
The Dad Joke is strong in my home even when I'm not there to do the work. That is good news.
GF: Hey! The chicken is on the fence.
Me: On what topic?
We were all sitting there watching an Animal Planet special on bird migration (not by choice, the remote died), and after a few minutes apparent contemplation dad let this one loose on us.
"Did you hear about the ornithologist whose expedition was cancelled due to a severe snow storm?
I guess you could say things took an arctic tern for the worst!"
I think I may be booking a seat on the soonest ice floe out of this burg just to get away.
Oh no, he's got me doing it! It's spreading - run, save yourselves!
I responded "No, he was joeseph ever day in January! " My teacher isn't too fond of me.
