God: *creates a worm* hello little buddy!
Worm: Thanks for the "worm" welcome haha...
God: * creates birds *.
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︎ Mar 21 2021
Iβm trying to create a suspenseful astrology joke.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
My friend creates hybrid animals. She made a cow with human glutes. It turned out to be so cute!
I really like to look at her butt-ox!
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︎ Mar 13 2021
Donβt trust people that create acupuncture,
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︎ Jan 22 2021
I saw a man that used different cuts of steak to create portraits of people
It was a rare medium, but well done
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︎ Oct 22 2020
McDonalds is working with Apple to create a huge gaming computer
They're calling it the Big Mac
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︎ Oct 27 2020
We must create artistic compositions made of various materials glued on a surface for my Art 419 class project...
I guess I'll give it the old collage try.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Every new McDonald's creates 40 new jobs...
20 heart surgeons and 20 dentists.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Howβd they create the first illustration of Stonehenge?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
It took scientists 15 tries to create the perfect sleep aid. Attempts A-N had no effect..
But they concluded a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Whats the name of the superhero with the ability to create dots?
Power-Point.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
An English professor was telling his class that a double negative makes a positive, but there was no case in which a double positive creates a negative.
From the back of the room a Physics professor said, "Yeah, yeah."
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︎ Aug 14 2020
I tried to create a new lifeform out of dessicated sourdough
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︎ Aug 08 2020
How many spiders does it take to create an app?
None. Spiders donβt make apps; they only design web sites!
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︎ Aug 01 2020
We should create a sentence for everyone
But I donβt know, judge for yourself
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Mixed languages create the best!
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︎ Sep 21 2018
the legendary revolutionary who continues to create ripples all around the world. π
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︎ Apr 23 2020
We just bought a painting by a farmer who only creates art of cows and horses.
His name is Oscar Moo-neigh.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
I absolutely support any scientific effort to create an invisibility cloak.
I just want to make myself clear.
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︎ Dec 06 2019
A princess wants to choose her future husband. Her engineers create a maze full of deadly traps. After the struggle, four princes survive. The first three have both their hands cut off. The fourth one still has one hand left. Which one will she choose?
She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.
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︎ Feb 10 2020
I want to create a sculpture of all the things that are holding humanity back.
I'd call it "statue of limitations".
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︎ Jan 14 2020
I want to create a birth control pill that you take just before sex. The pill could even be mint flavored.
Iβll call them pre dick a-mints
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︎ Sep 18 2019
I want to create a Pink Floyd album cover out of cereal.
I think Iβll call it the dark side of the spoon.
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︎ Sep 21 2019
I hired a firm to create an advertising campaign for me. Their idea was to use workbench clamps to hold the ads up for viewing.
I think that's just bad ad vise.
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︎ Feb 25 2020
Why did the engineer create a robot fish?
He wanted more e-fish in sea
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︎ Jan 07 2020
How did one letter A create another letter A?
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︎ Dec 24 2019
A group of Christian monks want to create a band. What's their name?
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︎ Oct 24 2019
McDonald's tried to create a beef version of the McRib, but failed.
Hopefully, they learned from their McSteaks.
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︎ Sep 01 2018
I wanted to create a superhero
I wanted to create a superhero whose power was to convert all of his body's gases into helium, which would help him float, but then I realized He Man already exists.
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︎ Nov 27 2019
Dad and son create a pun fueled, food map [x-post /r/interestingasfuck]
http://imgur.com/a/j9cGL?gallery
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︎ Mar 08 2015
You can rearrange the letters in βnew doorβ to create one word.
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︎ Nov 21 2018
How many egg jokes can one create?
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︎ Apr 18 2019
It was hard for scientists to create a liquid for contacts
But they came up with a solution
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︎ Nov 01 2019
Why did God create blood types A and B?
Last one he created was a Type-O
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︎ Nov 22 2018
All we need to make heat is create a little friction, I'll give you the fric- you give me the -tion
Frick, that's what I like to hear
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︎ Oct 14 2019
I had to give up on my idea to create a miniature flamethrower
It was burning a hole in my pocket
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︎ Jun 04 2019
I'm going to create my own assassin agency
Our slogan: We aim to please.
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︎ Jul 30 2019
I want to create a cologne that is the scent of Mars.
Iβm calling it: Elon Musk
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︎ Jul 05 2018
My wife makes art by spending hours painting dots on a canvas to create shapes, she calls it modern art
I think itβs pointillist
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︎ May 30 2019
Apparently Peter Frampton helped create Adobe Acrobat
And that's why they're called Petey-Fs
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︎ May 29 2019
Why did the mad scientist deliberately create a huge fire tornado?
Some people just want to watch the whirled burn.
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︎ Feb 11 2017
How do rhyimg dinosaurs create babies?
T-rex Sex! Thanks for my 2 upvotes
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︎ Jul 01 2019
If they were to create a shopping plaza for bees, it would be a bzz mall.
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︎ May 12 2019
I want to create an app for perimenopausal women who are looking get laid.
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︎ Nov 06 2018
It took scientists 15 tries to create the perfect sleep aid. Attempts A-N had no effect..
But a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
I absolutely support any scientist who is trying to create a complete invisibility cloak.
I just want to make myself clear.
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︎ Mar 02 2019
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