I was working in my shop when the cashier called me over.
"These two fellows just came in," he told me, "and they tried to give me some fake fifty pound notes."
"What did they look like?" I questioned.
He said, "Fifty pound notes."
I work as a cashier at a grocery store...
A woman's change came up to $1.02. I leapt on the opportunity for a dad joke, and as I was handing her the pennies, I said:
"Now, if anyone asks, you have my two cents about it."
I was going through the checkout when my card didn't work. The cashier said that I should try the card again.
I looked down at my shirt and said, "but I like my polo".
I had to explain it, but once she got it she thought it was hilarious. I'm very proud of this joke.
Saw a cute cashier at the grocery store,
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. Cashier asked " How long would you like them"
From march to September said the man
I was super surprised when the cashier wouldn’t give me her number.
I could’ve sworn she was checking me out.
My favorite grocery store cashier suddenly disappeared. When I asked what happened, they said-
Ordering KFC, and I ask for a chicken wing. Cashier asks, “ok sir, and which side?”
I replied I had never thought about it before, but I suppose I’ll take the right side.
Cashier: “sir, I meant mashed potatoes, corn, or beans.”
Today, I checked out at the store, but the cashier kept taking pictures of herself with each item I was purchasing...
I'll never go thru the selfie checkout again!
Cashier: “Do you want milk in the bags?”
Dad: “No, thanks. The carton is fine”.
Cashier: Sir can I have your card again?
Me: its a sweater and no you can't have it.
I go to the store and buy 2 eggs, a loaf of bread, and some milk. The cashier says “you must be single” and I respond with “how did you know?”
She responded, “ because you are ugly!”
I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.
The look on his face was priceless.
I was at a local store buying a shitty old CD for $9.95. When I handed the cashier my $10, he handed me my change and said:
"Here's your Nickleback."
I am baffled that the cashier is out of change.
I bought a box of condoms from the store the other day and the cashier asked me if I wanted a bag
I said “nah, I’ll just turn the lights off.”
Cashier at Publix asked if we wanted the milk in a bag...
I told her to please leave it in the jug.
My wife eye-rolled SO hard and then apologized to the cashier :D
The cashier was laughing though, so I'll take the win.
Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Me: No thank you. You can just leave it in the carton.
My First Day As A Pharmacy Cashier...
The cashier chuckled when he rang up my total.
I really wish he would stop laughing at me expense.
I didn’t understand what the cashier said..
Guess you could say it didn’t register with me.
"Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'"
Store cashier: "Sir, do you wanna box for these items?"
Me: "No thanks, I'm not much of an athlete. Is it okay if I just pay with my card?"
What do you say to the cashier when your credit card is denied at a convenience store?
“Sorry for the inconvenience.”
A woman checks out of target with two apples, a banana, and a quart of ice cream. The cashier asks, “Are you single?” The woman replies, “Yes, how could you tell?”
Checking out with the cashier at Costco when he asked "do you wanna box for your food?"
I said you dont want these hands son.
Every time the cashier asks my dad if he wants the milk in a grocery bag...
He says, "no, just keep it in the carton, thanks"
He always gets strange looks and that awkward chuckle from everyone around him afterwards
When the cashier gives your change only in smallest cents in the country
Why are you so re-cent-ful of me?
I went to the hardware store and told the cashier I had to replace the plumbing for my sink. "Water pipes?" She asked.
I replied, "The round tubes that liquid flows through."
Why can't midgets be cashiers?
They always come up short.
Great Dad joke to pull on your Kroger cashier
Clerk: You want your milk in a bag?
Me: Nah, just leave it in the jug.
My wife saw it coming. The cashier did not.
While shopping with the wife today, we found a Lego set on our niece's wishlist that was even cheaper than Amazon. So, naturally, we jumped on it. Going through checkout, I looked at the box, then I looked at my wife. All I said to her was that I hope she would forgive me for what I was about to do. Her response: "don't you dare."
Fast forward 15 seconds, and it's our turn in line. As the cashier is about to scan the toy, I pointed out that the set has 446 pieces. "Is that ok for the 10 items or less line?" My wife quickly told her to ignore me.
Cashier, "would you like your milk in a bag?". My dad, "no thanks, keep it in the jug"
He said it every time, and now I do it when my kids are shopping with me.
I always get uncomfortable when I walk up to the cashier.
They always check me out.
A man walks into a hardware store and speaks to the cashier...
“Got any two watt bulbs?”
“For what?”
“That’ll do I’ll take two.”
“Two what?”
“I thought you didn’t have any.”
“Any what?”
“Ok then!”
Man, Cashier, and 2 cartons of milk...
A man walks up to a cash register to pay and while his items are being scanned, the cashiers says if he wants the cartons of milk in a bag. The man replies with "No, leave the milk in the carton."
I was checking out at the grocery store and the cashier didn’t put the batteries in the same bag with my food and I said it’s cool go ahead and put them in the same bag I don’t care he looked at me with a straight face and said…
Is that how you get your electrolytes?
Overheard an old man say this to a cashier
I was at an Amish buffet this summer and I was getting ready to pay up at the register when I heard this man say:
Man -"Do you take credit cards here?"
Cashier - "We do"
Man - "Do you give them back? "
"I just can't understand this slow cashier. He really needs to start making cents."
My old man always thought he was hilarious in the supermarket; whenever the cashier asked “would he would like the milk in a bag”
He would reply, “No, just leave it in the carton”
I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.
The look on his face was priceless.
Cashier: would you like your milk in a bag?
Me: no, leave it in the jug.
"Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'"
I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.
The look on his face was priceless.
The cashier asked if I wanted my milk in a bag
I told her to just leave it in the jug
A cashier just asked: "would you like your milk in a bag?"
I said "No thanks, just leave it in the carton."
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