I was super surprised when the cashier wouldn’t give me her number.

I could’ve sworn she was checking me out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RagamuffinDangles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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My favorite grocery store cashier suddenly disappeared. When I asked what happened, they said-

"He just checked out."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Ordering KFC, and I ask for a chicken wing. Cashier asks, β€œok sir, and which side?”

I replied I had never thought about it before, but I suppose I’ll take the right side.

Cashier: β€œsir, I meant mashed potatoes, corn, or beans.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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I had the nastiest,rudest,slowest cashier today.

I guess it's my own fault for using the self service checkout lane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Cashier: β€œDo you want milk in the bags?”

Dad: β€œNo, thanks. The carton is fine”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Transitionals
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Today, I checked out at the store, but the cashier kept taking pictures of herself with each item I was purchasing...

I'll never go thru the selfie checkout again!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Cashier: Sir can I have your card again?

Me: its a sweater and no you can't have it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donkey_Dealer08
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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I was at a local store buying a shitty old CD for $9.95. When I handed the cashier my $10, he handed me my change and said:

"Here's your Nickleback."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jessieface13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I am baffled that the cashier is out of change.

Makes no cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/upsidedownqbert
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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I go to the store and buy 2 eggs, a loaf of bread, and some milk. The cashier says β€œyou must be single” and I respond with β€œhow did you know?”

She responded, β€œ because you are ugly!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parkwad
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I bought a box of condoms from the store the other day and the cashier asked me if I wanted a bag

I said β€œnah, I’ll just turn the lights off.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theunkillable
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.

The look on his face was priceless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?

Me: No thank you. You can just leave it in the carton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Po1sonator
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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My First Day As A Pharmacy Cashier...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fanosffloyd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Cashier at Publix asked if we wanted the milk in a bag...

I told her to please leave it in the jug.

My wife eye-rolled SO hard and then apologized to the cashier :D

The cashier was laughing though, so I'll take the win.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LS-CRX
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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The cashier chuckled when he rang up my total.

I really wish he would stop laughing at me expense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duck_in_a_Toaster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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I didn’t understand what the cashier said..

Guess you could say it didn’t register with me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flaxsee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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What do you say to the cashier when your credit card is denied at a convenience store?

β€œSorry for the inconvenience.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/singh_j
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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A woman checks out of target with two apples, a banana, and a quart of ice cream. The cashier asks, β€œAre you single?” The woman replies, β€œYes, how could you tell?”

β€œBecause you’re ugly.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/some-ginger-dude
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Store cashier: "Sir, do you wanna box for these items?"

Me: "No thanks, I'm not much of an athlete. Is it okay if I just pay with my card?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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"Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmmaJason
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
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Checking out with the cashier at Costco when he asked "do you wanna box for your food?"

I said you dont want these hands son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fartingpinetree
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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I went to the hardware store and told the cashier I had to replace the plumbing for my sink. "Water pipes?" She asked.

I replied, "The round tubes that liquid flows through."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Great Dad joke to pull on your Kroger cashier

Clerk: You want your milk in a bag?

Me: Nah, just leave it in the jug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Why can't midgets be cashiers?

They always come up short.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrishelbert
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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When the cashier gives your change only in smallest cents in the country

Why are you so re-cent-ful of me?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeoSunny
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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I was checking out at the grocery store and the cashier didn’t put the batteries in the same bag with my food and I said it’s cool go ahead and put them in the same bag I don’t care he looked at me with a straight face and said…

Is that how you get your electrolytes?

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Every time the cashier asks my dad if he wants the milk in a grocery bag...

He says, "no, just keep it in the carton, thanks"

He always gets strange looks and that awkward chuckle from everyone around him afterwards

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2016
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Man, Cashier, and 2 cartons of milk...

A man walks up to a cash register to pay and while his items are being scanned, the cashiers says if he wants the cartons of milk in a bag. The man replies with "No, leave the milk in the carton."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Synth131
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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I always get uncomfortable when I walk up to the cashier.

They always check me out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/splinter1983
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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A man walks into a hardware store and speaks to the cashier...

β€œGot any two watt bulbs?”

β€œFor what?”

β€œThat’ll do I’ll take two.”

β€œTwo what?”

β€œI thought you didn’t have any.”

β€œAny what?”

β€œOk then!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eternallatake
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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I wonder why they tell you your cashier's religion on the receipt? imgur.com/gqAIMnr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthEwok42
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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"I just can't understand this slow cashier. He really needs to start making cents."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/potato_nest_69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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My old man always thought he was hilarious in the supermarket; whenever the cashier asked β€œwould he would like the milk in a bag”

He would reply, β€œNo, just leave it in the carton”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DannyGere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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My wife saw it coming. The cashier did not.

While shopping with the wife today, we found a Lego set on our niece's wishlist that was even cheaper than Amazon. So, naturally, we jumped on it. Going through checkout, I looked at the box, then I looked at my wife. All I said to her was that I hope she would forgive me for what I was about to do. Her response: "don't you dare."

Fast forward 15 seconds, and it's our turn in line. As the cashier is about to scan the toy, I pointed out that the set has 446 pieces. "Is that ok for the 10 items or less line?" My wife quickly told her to ignore me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spongebue
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2015
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Cashier, "would you like your milk in a bag?". My dad, "no thanks, keep it in the jug"

He said it every time, and now I do it when my kids are shopping with me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NathanJUnicycle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2014
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As I am checking out, I read his nametag and I ask the large black male cashier, "did your momma really name you Amanda?"

I was very surprised that he responded : "Yes, because I am A Man!"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Today at the store the cashier gave me 2 pennies in change and said have a nice day, don’t spend it all in one place.

I said thanks for your 2 cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spicy-gyro
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.

The look on his face was priceless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Cashier: would you like your milk in a bag?

Me: no, leave it in the jug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pear_tree_gifting
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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"Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshleyJack
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2017
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I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.

The look on his face was priceless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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The cashier asked if I wanted my milk in a bag

I told her to just leave it in the jug

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ktulu92
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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A cashier just asked: "would you like your milk in a bag?"

I said "No thanks, just leave it in the carton."

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?

No thanks, keep it in the jug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ejmce
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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