One of the perks to cashiering...
Is putting items through the ringer
Cashiering at the supermarket
Since its easter, lots of people buying chocolate eggs.
Two women came up to my checkout with their items, which included a dozen chicken eggs and a few packets of chocolate eggs. As I put the chicken eggs in a bag, one of them asked if I'd be able to put the easter eggs in with them too. So of course I asked, "why would you want all of your eggs in one basket?!"
Only one of them got it without me having to explain it... :/
I was going through the checkout when my card didn't work. The cashier said that I should try the card again.
I looked down at my shirt and said, "but I like my polo".
I had to explain it, but once she got it she thought it was hilarious. I'm very proud of this joke.
I was super surprised when the cashier wouldn’t give me her number.
I could’ve sworn she was checking me out.
My favorite grocery store cashier suddenly disappeared. When I asked what happened, they said-
Ordering KFC, and I ask for a chicken wing. Cashier asks, “ok sir, and which side?”
I replied I had never thought about it before, but I suppose I’ll take the right side.
Cashier: “sir, I meant mashed potatoes, corn, or beans.”
I had the nastiest,rudest,slowest cashier today.
I guess it's my own fault for using the self service checkout lane.
Cashier: “Do you want milk in the bags?”
Dad: “No, thanks. The carton is fine”.
Today, I checked out at the store, but the cashier kept taking pictures of herself with each item I was purchasing...
I'll never go thru the selfie checkout again!
Cashier: Sir can I have your card again?
Me: its a sweater and no you can't have it.
I was at a local store buying a shitty old CD for $9.95. When I handed the cashier my $10, he handed me my change and said:
"Here's your Nickleback."
I am baffled that the cashier is out of change.
I go to the store and buy 2 eggs, a loaf of bread, and some milk. The cashier says “you must be single” and I respond with “how did you know?”
She responded, “ because you are ugly!”
I bought a box of condoms from the store the other day and the cashier asked me if I wanted a bag
I said “nah, I’ll just turn the lights off.”
I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.
The look on his face was priceless.
Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag?
Me: No thank you. You can just leave it in the carton.
My First Day As A Pharmacy Cashier...
Cashier at Publix asked if we wanted the milk in a bag...
I told her to please leave it in the jug.
My wife eye-rolled SO hard and then apologized to the cashier :D
The cashier was laughing though, so I'll take the win.
I don’t mean to brag, but...
Cashiers are always checking me out.
I got carded at a liquor store and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out
The cashier said nevermind
Discount Dad Joke
I have a coupon tattooed on my arm that I scan every time I buy groceries.
Some people give me dirty looks, but then I redeem myself.
The cashier chuckled when he rang up my total.
I really wish he would stop laughing at me expense.
I didn’t understand what the cashier said..
Guess you could say it didn’t register with me.
What do you say to the cashier when your credit card is denied at a convenience store?
“Sorry for the inconvenience.”
A woman checks out of target with two apples, a banana, and a quart of ice cream. The cashier asks, “Are you single?” The woman replies, “Yes, how could you tell?”
Store cashier: "Sir, do you wanna box for these items?"
Me: "No thanks, I'm not much of an athlete. Is it okay if I just pay with my card?"
"Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'"
Grocery humour
After she rang through all my items, the cashier at the grocery store asked “is that everything.” I replied “no, but I can’t afford everything.”
Checking out with the cashier at Costco when he asked "do you wanna box for your food?"
I said you dont want these hands son.
I went to the hardware store and told the cashier I had to replace the plumbing for my sink. "Water pipes?" She asked.
I replied, "The round tubes that liquid flows through."
Great Dad joke to pull on your Kroger cashier
Clerk: You want your milk in a bag?
Me: Nah, just leave it in the jug.
Customer: "I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese."
Cashier: "Sorry, we only accept cash."
Why can't midgets be cashiers?
They always come up short.
When the cashier gives your change only in smallest cents in the country
Why are you so re-cent-ful of me?
Every time the cashier asks my dad if he wants the milk in a grocery bag...
He says, "no, just keep it in the carton, thanks"
He always gets strange looks and that awkward chuckle from everyone around him afterwards
Man, Cashier, and 2 cartons of milk...
A man walks up to a cash register to pay and while his items are being scanned, the cashiers says if he wants the cartons of milk in a bag. The man replies with "No, leave the milk in the carton."
I always get uncomfortable when I walk up to the cashier.
They always check me out.
I was checking out at the grocery store and the cashier didn’t put the batteries in the same bag with my food and I said it’s cool go ahead and put them in the same bag I don’t care he looked at me with a straight face and said…
Is that how you get your electrolytes?
I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.
The look on his face was priceless.
I don't mean to brag..
but cashier's are always checking me out.
Cashier: would you like your milk in a bag?
Me: no, leave it in the jug.
I don't mean to brag but...
cashiers are always checking me out.
I don’t mean to brag...
but cashiers are always checking me out
"Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, 'No, just leave it in the carton!'"
I just saw a cashier scan the eyes of a rude customer with her barcode reader.
The look on his face was priceless.
The cashier asked if I wanted my milk in a bag
I told her to just leave it in the jug
I don't mean to brag, but...
cashiers are always checking me out.
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