A list of puns related to "Greeter"
Yes, I'm old.
My husband and I walked into Home Depot to go shopping. They often have their orange buckets by the door to use as a basket.
When my husband grabbed it he said, "I can purchase this, right?"
The greeter said, "Yeah just do me a favor and don't kick it. "
Not my dad, but i overheard this man with his wife and daughter:
Walking into Payless Shoe Store the other day and when you walk in the greeter said: "Welcome to Payless, can I help you find anything?"
The dad replied "Payless? What if I wanted to pay more?!"
Not a single laugh was heard except for the stifled giggle of the dad.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.