Welcome to the Plastic Surgery Addicts group meeting...
I see a lot of new faces here today!!
Welcoming our new company president, everyone danced the Bossa Nova.
Welcome to JCX
American Dyslexic Society
Make Band Names Edible (Taken Way Too Seriously). You’re welcome.
"Welcome to my unboxing video!"
said the boxer, moments before he announced his retirement.
Why was Odysseus welcomed in the under world?
Because he was the life of the party!
Not a joke for written context, but one you can use on your family.
You just say to your family member - "Did you hear someone in the family is part owl?"
They'll reply with "who?" And you look at them with a raised eyebrow.
Tell this joke over dinner if youd like to be the life of the party. You're welcome.
I seem to have worn out my welcome.
Hawaiin court over turns travel ban, says Muslims are welcome.
Welcome to 21st-letter-of-the-alphabetsville
Welcome to 2021 everyone, and remember hindsight is 2020.
Yes, I've been waiting a long time to use this.
Wanna know how I welcome birds to my home?
How do you let your Native American friend know he's welcome anytime?
Minotaur: Hi! Welcome to my labyrinth.
Allow me to give you a mino-taur.
In 30 min, the Christmas Island and Samoa will welcome the new year.
For them, hindsight is 2020
If someone created a capacitor Hall of Fame,
Would the guy who welcomes new members still be called an inductor?
God: *creates a worm* hello little buddy!
Worm: Thanks for the "worm" welcome haha...
God: * creates birds *.
China is already welcoming Biden's victory
They've commemorated a city to him already.
They call it the for-biden city.
Actual joke my dad told me.
Hi guys and WELCOME BACK to another video of The Disapproving Cabbage!
...If you liked this video and would like us to make more, lettuce no!
Welcome to Seasonal Pun Emporium!
We’ve got all wordplay for all your seasonal needs. You’ll have so much fun, you’ll never want to leaf. Do You want puns that really only work this time of year? We gautumn!
(Okay but actually those are my only two. In the spirit of fall disclosure).
That's why it's called "Peligro" (OC)
Introducing the new rhyme speaking Green Onion with the super tight back beat! Please welcome the one! The only---
Welcome to Rhode Island
... You are now leaving Rhode Island
How do parents lose their kids in the mall?
Seriously, any tips are welcome
Just hand made my first welcome sign, what do ya think?
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces this week and I must say I’m disappointed.
My mom that I haven’t seen in two years said welcome back.
I have a front to you know
Welcome to plastic surgery anonymous.
I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd tonight and I just have to say I'm really disappointed
Welcome to the Dark Slide
Man at the theatre asks the usher: “what’s my seat number?”
Usher responds: “10-Q”
Man responds: “You’re welcome. Now what’s my seat number?”
A new father goes to a club that helps adjust to fatherhood
Receptionist: Hello and welcome to the NDA, or New Dad Association, how may I help you today?
Dad: Can I tell other people about this?
If your nose runs, and your feet smell
You were built upside down.
You’re welcome.
The stakes were really raised when I welcomed a vampire into my house.
that's it. that's the whole joke
What did the pregnant LGBTQ buffalo hope she was having?
Also works as a Welcome Mat.
Welcome to today’s Communist Marathon...
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.
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