Before hiring a new stylist, my salon requires a demonstration of the potential hire's skills...

Most don't even make the cut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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Sylvester's Salon.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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Why was Voldemort fired from the salon?

Because he kept shouting β€œenemies of the hair...beware!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/btarsucks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What do you call a woman who works in a sunbed salon?

Tanya.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Written on the side of a hearse in front of a hair salon...

Will Curl Up And Dye For You

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Did you hear about the boxer that opened a salon?

He called it Bob and Weave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MmmVomit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Why did Kenny Rogers go to the hair salon?

He just dropped in to see what condition his conditioner was in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tanning salons closed, waxing salons closed...

It's about to get ugly out there.

Stay safe.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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What’s the name of the Grim Reapers hair salon?

Curl up and dye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thelifesponge
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Where do female ghosts go for makeovers?

The boo-ty salon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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Why are they called hair salons?

When I go I ask for hair so short.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keepinitbeef
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Saw this sign in front of a hair salon and it made me laugh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NefariousTyke
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Why will orthodontists and nail salons be the first businesses to reopen?

Because they're fighting tooth and nail for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilkChocolate2434
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Daughter @ the salon

My daughter was getting her hair cut the other day and she mentioned to the stylist that she used to have hair down to her waist. Stylist "how did you do that?" Me "she was shorter, her back wasn't as long" Daughter and fiance groan The stylist had to take a minute to stop laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garfath
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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With both the salons and banks closed

I don’t know how I’m expected to make a pretty penny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OHKING_RIVER
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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This might. Be. The nicest hair salon. Around.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KittyBurritoLand
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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True story: my daughter was playing a pet-salon game on her iPad and said to me: "Hey dad, I've just worked out that if you just brush their teeth over and over you get experience points faster." To which I replied: "You shouldn't grind your teeth."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadowfax1138
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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Saw this at a local hair salon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/STRIX_AK
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Did you guys hear the news an ape opened a tanning salon in Bangkok I know heard he named it β€œA Range Of Tans”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElMichoacano
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Live going to my salon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/duckeee32
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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I quit my job at the hair salon...

They had too many conditions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nyata1ie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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I want to open a doctors office with a nail salon inside.

It’ll be called β€œMany Cures and Manicures”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/macgruder1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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Sherlock opens a salon.

Sherlock combs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roiroiroiyourboat
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2018
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What do you call a scientist that never visits the tanning salon?

A Paleontologist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crimsonae
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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A salon was fined the other day for using synthetic feces to wash hair...

... they got in trouble for using sham poo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilkc
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2018
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Why did the zombies attack the hair salon?

BRAAAAAAAIIIDS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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The people at my hair salon make me wanna..

Curl up and dye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AppsPotato
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2017
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My daughter Charlotte went to a salon for that fake beach look.

Charlatan

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2016
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We were walking past a salon called Shears

so I pointed and said "Where everybody knows your mane."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chelbski-willis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2016
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Taking your dad to a beauty salon

Me: sit and wait for me here. Dad: wait is that a tanning booth or a Tardis?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freyfreytrim
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2017
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In the shower

I was in the shower with my wife, we were talking as usual.

She tells me "I haven't gotten her hair done since before rona."

"that's salon ago"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dorksideofnever
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Judi tried to sell her old car.

She was having a lot of problems selling it because the car had 250,000 miles. One day, she told her problem to a friend she worked with at a salon. Her friend told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."

"That doesn't matter," replied Judi, "as long as I can sell the car."

"Okay," said Judi's friend. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."

The following weekend, Judi made the trip to the mechanic. Two weeks later the friend asked Judi, "Did you sell your car?"

"No," replied Judi, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dennyitlo
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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My wife said "what's wrong with your hair?"

"I washed it with bar soap... I didn't want to use your fancy salon stuff..."

"What salon stuff?"

"The bottle said 'oodways' "

"That was the shampoo, genius... it was upside down..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/profgarden
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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What do you get if you cross an electrician with a hair saloon?

Barbed Wire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cuckelimuck
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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What the highest paying job in Turkmenistan.

Running all those male tanning salons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jadekinsjackson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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Dad joked by a stranger today.

I wash windows for a summer job when i am home from college.

Today I was washing a window to a nail salon when an older gentleman was walking past, and he hit me with a zinger.

"How's the window washing business going?"

<without waiting for a response> "You must be cleaning up!" He then walked away chuckling to himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joebags15
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2014
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Got my sister pretty well.

She asked my mom, "if I call Monday, do you think I can get a hair appointment?"

I replied, "I don't know why you would call Monday, but if you call a hair salon, then you could get an appointment."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Silent_Snipe_66
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2015
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What do you call a woman who works in a suntan salon ?

Tanya.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tan salons an Wax salons too...

... it’s about to get ugly out there

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