A list of puns related to "Salone"
Most don't even make the cut.
Because he kept shouting βenemies of the hair...beware!β
Tanya.
Will Curl Up And Dye For You
He called it Bob and Weave.
He just dropped in to see what condition his conditioner was in.
It's about to get ugly out there.
Stay safe.
Curl up and dye
The boo-ty salon
When I go I ask for hair so short.
Because they're fighting tooth and nail for it.
My daughter was getting her hair cut the other day and she mentioned to the stylist that she used to have hair down to her waist. Stylist "how did you do that?" Me "she was shorter, her back wasn't as long" Daughter and fiance groan The stylist had to take a minute to stop laughing.
I donβt know how Iβm expected to make a pretty penny
They had too many conditions
Itβll be called βMany Cures and Manicuresβ
Sherlock combs.
A Paleontologist
... they got in trouble for using sham poo.
BRAAAAAAAIIIDS!
Curl up and dye.
Charlatan
so I pointed and said "Where everybody knows your mane."
Me: sit and wait for me here. Dad: wait is that a tanning booth or a Tardis?!
I was in the shower with my wife, we were talking as usual.
She tells me "I haven't gotten her hair done since before rona."
"that's salon ago"
She was having a lot of problems selling it because the car had 250,000 miles. One day, she told her problem to a friend she worked with at a salon. Her friend told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."
"That doesn't matter," replied Judi, "as long as I can sell the car."
"Okay," said Judi's friend. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."
The following weekend, Judi made the trip to the mechanic. Two weeks later the friend asked Judi, "Did you sell your car?"
"No," replied Judi, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!"
"I washed it with bar soap... I didn't want to use your fancy salon stuff..."
"What salon stuff?"
"The bottle said 'oodways' "
"That was the shampoo, genius... it was upside down..."
Barbed Wire
Running all those male tanning salons.
I wash windows for a summer job when i am home from college.
Today I was washing a window to a nail salon when an older gentleman was walking past, and he hit me with a zinger.
"How's the window washing business going?"
<without waiting for a response> "You must be cleaning up!" He then walked away chuckling to himself.
She asked my mom, "if I call Monday, do you think I can get a hair appointment?"
I replied, "I don't know why you would call Monday, but if you call a hair salon, then you could get an appointment."
Tanya.
... itβs about to get ugly out there
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