Loosing weight is a peice of cake!
Just donβt pick it up
Edit: piece I before E except after c
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Pan cake
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︎ Dec 28 2020
I asked the baker if it was hard cutting the cake into equal slices
He said, "It's a piece of cake!"
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︎ Feb 05 2021
I made a cake for my cake day
The recipe said to separate two eggs, so I put one in the living room...
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Good news! I made a potion that makes you cry cakes!
However the first person who tried it is still crying endless tiers!
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︎ Feb 18 2021
today is my first cake day so I decided to give you guys a joke
What do you call an Irishman bouncing off the walls?
Rick O Shea
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Cake day original joke! Why donβt penguins like eating clown fish?
Because they taste funny!
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What do you eat for breakfast on cake day?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What's the difference between pie and cake?
Οr^2, but cake are round.
Waited about 4 months to post this.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Why is yoda afraid of 7?
Because six, seven eight.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
I once swallowed a book of synonyms.
Itβs gave me thesaurus throat Iβve ever had.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Why havenβt aliens visited our Solar System yet?
They looked at the reviews... only 1 star
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︎ Feb 09 2021
I'm about to make a joke about cake
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︎ Jan 28 2021
What did the wedding cake say while it was cutting an onion?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I certainly soap you like it.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.
The decision was a piece of cake.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Did some Christmas Cake decorating
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes?
You get fat. What, were you expecting a pi joke? Reddit doesnβt have pie days!
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︎ Jun 18 2020
A local cake factory was just robbed
They took a huge slice of the profits
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︎ Nov 30 2020
My first cake day!
I am so excited itβs my first cake day! I know the day is almost over butter late then never!
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Itβs my first ever cake day!
So you know what that means.... I honestly donβt because I have never had a slice of blue cheese!
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Remember the good old days, when we used to eat cake, after someone blew all over it ?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Just realised itβs Pancake Day....
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︎ Feb 16 2021
I have a hunch you will like this joke
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Cake Day puns
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Got my sisters whole family with my dumb owl joke, with a bonus follow up groaner
Me: I don't wanna alarm anyone, but I think someone in this room might be an owl.
Sisters kids: Who? WHO?
Me: gasp OH NO IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!
cue 2 hours of 4 small kids running around the house like nutcases screaming who at each other
Sister: You don't get to tell my kids dad jokes anymore. You're not even a dad
Me: I'm a faux pas
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︎ Jan 05 2021
I used to get heartburn whenever I ate birthday cake...
... until the doctor told me to take the candles off first!
Happy cake day to meeeeee!
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︎ May 24 2020
My first time posting on my cake day!
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Poleish
Merry Christmas!!!
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︎ Dec 26 2020
My wife got me today. Me, I'm making pound cake. I'm going to half the recipe
Her... so your making half a pound cake?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
I almost missed my cake day!
That would have been real crumby.
Edit: thanks for the gifts! Iβve never felt so kneaded.
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︎ May 21 2020
I cut my birthday cake in half and ate both sides.
I wanted to halve my cake and eat it too.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
When is a cake like a golf ball?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
I was on the beach and got hit by a massive wave of cake
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︎ Oct 22 2020
My German cake has gone missing
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
It was my cake day yesterday...
To tell the truth it was pretty crummy
PS: it was, and it was
PPS: looking forward to the real joke in the comments.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
What's the best bit about a Covid cake?
It'll never run out as the Government is always adding new tiers.
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︎ Dec 20 2020
A cake on a pan
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︎ Oct 05 2020
I was figuring out what career path I should take.
Geology rocks, geography is where itβs at. But ultimately, making mirrors is what I really see myself doing.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
I was going to make a bread joke instead of a cake day joke...
On reflection though, I donβt knead to as it would be seedy, half baked, would get me rolled, wouldnβt involve me using my loaf and would leave me open to all sort of bread based buns...
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︎ Nov 07 2020
I said to the baker, "How come all your cakes are 50p & that one's Β£1?"
He said, "That's Madeira cake"
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︎ Nov 10 2020
It's my cake day and this is all I have
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Whatβs the difference between cake and pie?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Whatβs the difference between cake and pie?
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︎ Jan 13 2021
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes on your cake day?
Fat, you get fat!! You thought youβd get a pi joke on my cake day?!!
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︎ Oct 02 2020
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