One of the butter puns I've made with a perfect setup
butter pun than yours
I saw a girl trying to spread butter on a bagel with a plastic spatula earlier today in my dining hall. She was struggling a little bit, so I leaned over and told her that if she just used a metal knife, she'd be able to spread that butter
I don't know why people clarify butter...
It never seemed that complicated to me
Making homemade butter for the first time.
Can’t wait to see how it’ll churn out!
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Actually, never mind, I don’t want to spread it.
Did you hear the big rumor about butter?
I am not going to go around spreading it.
I don’t like the peanut butter in PB&J sandwiches
Why did the kid throw away the butter?
Because he wanted to see the butterfly
I made butter chicken for dinner
We didn’t have any bread, so I made some. It wasn’t great, but some is better than naan.
This pun is butter than most
Look, I know it’s not butter, but if I’m being honest,
the difference is margarinal.
Did I tell you the one about butter?
Never mind I probably shouldn't be spreading it
What do you call someone who likes chocolate but not peanut butter?
Have you heard the rumor about the butter?
Well, I’m not going to spread it.
You know what they say about cutting butter in half!
Have you ever tried I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter?
It’s margarine-ally better than butter
(This just came to me when making toast haha)
Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam.
Can a parrot open a jar of peanut butter?
Why was the butter company so successful?
They have a high profit margarine
Did you hear the rumour about butter?
Well I'm not gonna spread it!
Why did Timmothy throw butter out the window
There's one place in the world that makes the best milk, the best butter, and the best cheese
A butter knife makes for a great close range home defense weapon.
It took me a while but I finally found the main ingredient in my peanut butter
And I gotta say the results were nuts!
Want me to tell you a joke about butter?
Actually, nevermind, it’ll slip past your head.
Marge made a huge mess at her job at the butter substitute factory. Her manager told her,
"Margarine a lot of trouble."
Tablets were replaced by scrolls, scrolls were replaced by books
Now we scroll through books on tablets
I was reading an Indian cookbook the other day. The recipe asked for butter, they actually meant Ghee...
They should have clarified
Did I ever tell you the joke about the butter?
Actually I’d better not, you’ll just spread it around.
I tried to join a local butter of the month club here in our small rural community, but for some reason, they rejected my application.
I'll tell you, I've never felt so margarin-lized in my life!
Dad jokes in the wild: I was shopping at a grocery store and a young kid was restocking bricks of butter, and he dropped a couple right in front of me…
I said “woah, Butter fingers!”
I was pushing my daughter in a stroller and The young girl he was working with snorted and said “at least you’re a dad, you’re allowed to make bad jokes”
Proud moment.
What do you get when you eat peanut butter and baked beans?
A fart and that sticks to the roof of your butt
There was a cursed post about someone putting butter in his butt. Here are some comments
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese,butter and yoghurt at me.
A little imitation butter on toast tastes great but too much makes a gross, oily mess.
There's just a small margarine of error.
I have a joke about butter.
Never mind. You’ll spread it.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
I really shouldn’t be spreading it
why did the man throw the butter off the cliff
Because he wanted to see a butterfly....
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
I’m not going to spread it!
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it.
Did you hear the rumour about butter?
Well if not then I’m not gonna spread it.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well im not going to spread it.
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