One of the butter puns I've made with a perfect setup
butter pun than yours
I saw a girl trying to spread butter on a bagel with a plastic spatula earlier today in my dining hall. She was struggling a little bit, so I leaned over and told her that if she just used a metal knife, she'd be able to spread that butter
My wife keeps telling me to stop pretending to be butter.
I can’t believe it’s not butter!
Did you hear that rumor about butter?
Well, I’m not going to spread it
I got some butter today from my friend's cow, but it tasted just like my own!
I called it my butter from another udder.
Anyone here the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not gonna spread it
Don't use raw milk to make butter
The aliens returned with a butter force.
Did you hear about the peanut butter factory that exploded?
The Reese’s was in pieces.
What kind of fish do you put on peanut butter sandwich?
My wife insisted on pouring flour into the melted butter.
I told her she would roux the day.
Heard y’all like puns (flies were found dead, butter was found at the grocery store in the dairy isle)
I once took a trip to Seattle on a plane in which the stewards only served candy made when peanut butter meets milk chocolate...
I don't know how far this Reese eating airline goes...
The best bakers use real butter so . . . .
there is no margarine for error.
I decided to throw a block of butter off my roof today...
I guess i could say that i saw a butterfly
What do you call a lady's private parts made from sugar, butter and chocolate?
Caught my kids throwing sticks of butter up in the air in our backyard.
They said they wanted to see butterflies!
I was going to tell a butter joke
But the margarine for error was too big
Have you heard the rumor about butter?
If I told you, you might spread it around.
What do you get when you eat too much peanut butter?
I can't believevits not butter
What did the Mandalorian say whist churning butter?
Once a man assaulted me with milk, cheese and butter
I saw a man at the supermarket today, throw all the milk, butter, cream and yoghurt off the shelves, in a rage.
I recently switched from using mayonnaise to using butter for making grilled cheese sandwiches. My wife said she liked them more with the butter, but kindly asked me if it was more work this way?
I answered: "It is, but only margarinely more."
Note: this really happened.
Every December, I really like making an emulsion of egg yolks, melted butter and lemon juice.
So its guaranteed to be a Happy Hollandaise
Not a Dad, but my Dad made this joke. "What do you call Jack the Ripper with a butter knife?"
Due to the pandemic, we should all avoid buying butter.
Together we can stop the spread.
I have a butter joke
but it will slip out of your mind
I have an idea for a new product: a butter substitute mixed with an aphrodisiac.
I'm calling it Margarine of Eros.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
I really shouldn't be spreading it.
Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butter-fly!
“Back in the day...” my dad started to say. “You could walk into a grocery store with $2 in your pocket and walk out with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs and a bit of butter as well. But today...” he lamented...
“Wherever you go, there are those darn cameras!"
Wanna hear a rumor about peanut butter?
Nevermind, I’d rather not spread it.
This Halloween, I decided to go as a gigantic butter knife.
My four-year-old son just asked me for a peanut butter and farts sandwich...
AKA "a peanut butter and smelly."
Have you heard that rumor about butter
Well I am not gonna spread it
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well I’m not going to spread it!!!
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!
Did you hear the joke about butter?
Well, I’m not gonna spread it.
"Did you hear the rumor about butter?"
"Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
A man assaulted me with milk, cream and butter !
Did you hear the joke about butter?
Well , I'm not going to spread it.
Have you heard the rumor about butter?
Well I'm not going to spread it
Have you heard the rumor about butter?
Nvm I shouldn’t spread it.
Did you hear the rumor about butter ?
Well, I''m not going to spread it
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