Breakfast Sausage Puns

Then he shows me the empty packet of KY Jelly had smeared all over his morning toast.

"Well son, just take away their little brooms."

I asked, "Is that good?"

##"No, it's sausage."

I'm so proud right now.

Grandpa:

Jimmy Dean. I don't think it's actually him though, just his brand.

This starts and ends at the local coffee shop I go to on the way to work. My cashier takes my order; sausage, egg & cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup and hot sauce, on toasted rye. She taps away for a moment on the iPad POS then looks up and says "and a name for the sandwich?" to which I quickly raise my chest and proclaim "Breakfast!". To this all 6 people in the shop, including the cashier started chuckling.

[drop mic]

We're going through the drive through about 9:45PM and my dad orders a soda, a few other things and goes "and a sausage biscuit" and lets out a little laugh, the lady says "sir, we stop serving breakfast at 1030" "But it's only 9:45?!" and turns to the side cracking up, the lady was not as amused as all of us were

Blackadder: I spy, with my bored little eye... something beginning with "T".

Baldrick: Breakfast!

Blackadder: What?

Baldrick: My breakfast always begins with tea. Then I have a little sausage. Then a egg with some little soldiers.

Blackadder: Baldrick, when I said it begins with "T," I was talking about a letter.

Baldrick: No, it never begins with a letter! The postman don't come 'til 10:30!