My boyfriend's puns will be the death of me
My boyfriend asked me what's the leading cause of dry skin?
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend
but he kept asking her for another shot.
Apple is making new cartoon boyfriends
My boyfriend told me he already turned the clocks forward an hour in the kitchen. I told him he is a man ahead of his time.
I told my Dad that my boyfriend has scoliosis.
He said he’s glad to know his backstory.
I used to hate my boyfriends cologne
But then it started to rub off on me
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So last night my boyfriend left the bedroom door open to get more heat in the room because there are more heating vents in the hallway than in the bedroom. I said, "You might say it's eVENTful." He didn't laugh. So then I said, "You'll laugh eVENTually."
A Girl takes a pregnancy test, mortified, she looks her boyfriend, dead in the eyes, and says...
I met my boyfriend while visiting the zoo. There he was, in his uniform...
straightaway I knew he was a keeper
Introducing my grandpa to my boyfriend..
Me:This is my grandpa, he use to be a boxer
Grandpa: yeah, but now I am a German Shepherd
I broke up with my boyfriend because I realised he’s a communist
Now that I look back, there were a lot of red flags
Daughters boyfriend introduced himself to me he said "Hi sir I'm david, nice to meet you".
He put out his hand and I said "David are you nervous?" He said no so I grabbed his hand looked him in the eyes and said "then why are you shaking?"
What did Mariah Carey say when her boyfriend bought her an undeveloped property so they could build their dream house?
I don’t want a lot for Christmas.
What puns can I tell when I want to tell my friends I got a boyfriend?
A true story: My boyfriend and I were in the dairy aisle of the grocery store. He tosses a pack of sliced cheese into the cart it ricochets and falls to the floor. “Kobe!” I shout. “No.” He says in a disappointed tone...
My boyfriend told me as I walked in “hey don’t be alarmed but the toilet is smoking”. Concerned, I walked into the bathroom and found this:
Boyfriend is sick of my shit lol
What did the titanic say to its boyfriend when he proposed?
I told my daughter when she was whining to me about her new boyfriend... ‘Don’t complain about the road you’re on right now’
Boyfriend and I were Boba ki-Tea and AvoCATo for Halloween!
What-a-rack! Made these for my boyfriend's birthday. Hope you guys like them.
My boyfriend gave me a butt massage today, but only focused on one cheek...
What did the girl mushroom say to her boyfriend?
What does Ariana Grande say to her boyfriend when breaking up on Thanksgiving?
Why didn’t my boyfriend laugh at my awesome ice cream joke?
Because he was laughtose intolerant
More stock photo puns from this silly site😃😃 Is that the girl from distracted boyfriend?
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My boyfriend’s cat, Jack, recently discovered the Amazon box lying on the floor. He jumped in and started playing in it. I guess you can say....
What did the authorities do when Barbie's boyfriend was involved in a serious car accident?
They contacted his next of Ken.
That's a damn good joke. I'm proud of that joke.
A friend of mine just told me his boyfriend dumped him when he found out he had a Bakugo body pillow!!
"WHAT!?!?!" I cried, "THAT GUY IS UNBEWEEBABLE!!!"
What do you call the second girlfriend or boyfriend you ever had in your life?
My teenage daughter came home from school and she was blazing mad. “We had sex education today, dad and you lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!” I put down my newspaper, looked at her and said…
“Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”
A joke from my boyfriend’s dad
What do you call a dog in a TARDIS?
DOGtor Who
My daughter wants a boyfriend, but hasn't been asked out yet. To comfort her, I bought her a little lamb, and named it "Relation".
It's officially her first relationsheep.
My spy boyfriend had a punch machine accident.
My boyfriend works in a bread factory. We’re gonna be struggling forever, but at least we have carbs.
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Your boyfriend calls you princess but leaves you on seen. You're SEENdarella
Ladies, if your boyfriend asks for matador equipment for christmas...
How do you tell others that your Israeli boyfriend made coffee?
I told my boyfriend I might have an iron deficiency...
He replied, “that’s why I have you listen to metal.”
My boyfriend infected me with a cold....
A radiologist friend of mine recently broke up with her boyfriend Raymond...
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but...
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He kept asking for another shot.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend
but he kept asking her for another shot.
A Girl takes a Pregnancy Test, then looks her Boyfriend dead in the eyes and says:
What are you when your boyfriend calls you his princess and leaves you on seen
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