Bowling League Puns

Everyone wanted a strike.

We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.

He was my roll model.

I swear, you couldn't hear a pin drop.

People are still unsure if strikes have increased or decreased during this period

Everyone knows the story about William Tell shooting an apple off his son's head but not many know that the Tell family was huge into bowling, even joined a league. Sadly, the records weren't kept safe and to this very day we have no idea for whom the Tells bowled.

It is a well-known fact that William Tell and some members of his family were members of a bowling league. Unfortunately all the records from back then have disappeared so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

At our bowling league today one of the lanes we were bowling on stopped working. Someone said "It looks like lane 6 is dead". So I looked at my dad and brother and said "I guess we should notify its next of pin."

All I got were sighs...

was a substitute on his bowling league. Every week league officials would have to ask for whom the Tell bowls.

Due to a fire at the bowling league’s headquarters, though, we will probably never know for whom the Tells bowled.

My dad an I bowl in a league together, and one of the guys on team we were against last night kept getting strikes. On his 6th in a row, my dad commented "He's doing it with ease." I pointed at the scoreboard and said "Pretty sure those are Xs."