My bowling league voted to unionize.

Everyone wanted a strike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2022
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It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors.

We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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My dad was his bowling league champion for 5 years straight! Needless to say, I looked up to him (not only because I was shorter than he)...

He was my roll model.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Last night was really freaky at my bowling alley. The place was packed for league night and then, the power went out. People stopped what they were doing.

I swear, you couldn't hear a pin drop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/janus10
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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My local bowling league has just began a walkout until better playing conditions are met

People are still unsure if strikes have increased or decreased during this period

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moenrtostatlaue
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2017
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I used to be part of a ten pin league. Our team name was 'Bowl Movement' because we were shit...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spoghead
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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What did the last bowling pin say to me?

Please, spare me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harashee
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2022
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The Tells bowling adventures

Everyone knows the story about William Tell shooting an apple off his son's head but not many know that the Tell family was huge into bowling, even joined a league. Sadly, the records weren't kept safe and to this very day we have no idea for whom the Tells bowled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baronvb1123
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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My Dad is barely is Dad

At our bowling league today one of the lanes we were bowling on stopped working. Someone said "It looks like lane 6 is dead". So I looked at my dad and brother and said "I guess we should notify its next of pin."

All I got were sighs...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woodlickin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2014
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Sorry if old, one of my favorites. I'm new. Be nice.

It is a well-known fact that William Tell and some members of his family were members of a bowling league. Unfortunately all the records from back then have disappeared so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baronvb1123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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William Tell

was a substitute on his bowling league. Every week league officials would have to ask for whom the Tell bowls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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A new study found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers.

Due to a fire at the bowling league’s headquarters, though, we will probably never know for whom the Tells bowled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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Got my own dad while bowling last night

My dad an I bowl in a league together, and one of the guys on team we were against last night kept getting strikes. On his 6th in a row, my dad commented "He's doing it with ease." I pointed at the scoreboard and said "Pretty sure those are Xs."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2015
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