33 Hilarious Blowing Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Which game was a result of a mind blowing idea?

Russian roulette

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📅︎ Nov 22 2020

Just happened. My kids are running around blowing a party noise marker. My wife's sister says " it sounds like an elephant in there"

I look up, straight faced, and calmly reply, "yeah, we don't talk about that.."

My wife buried her face for a good minute.. I'm proud of that one.

EDIT: I showed my wife how many ppl thought this was funny and she told me to say "please don't encourage him" .. :)

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👤︎ u/trich101

📅︎ Jan 29 2020

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I have started freezing different objects at -273.15°c and blowing them up. Seeing with items reacted differently.

I call it the 0k boomer experiment.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose

📅︎ Mar 17 2020

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Mind-blowing

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👤︎ u/marjooy

📅︎ Sep 29 2020

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My husband: "Look at this mind-blowing machine I found in the bathroom!"

http://imgur.com/gallery/LVgGlW7

My eyes nearly rolled out of my head.

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👤︎ u/ScrollButtons

📅︎ Jul 05 2019

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I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.

It's Groundbreaking work.

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👤︎ u/A_Zenchi

📅︎ Sep 23 2020

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I just came second in my city's big bubble blowing competition

I came so close to winning but I blew it

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👤︎ u/NateTheSimpleOne

📅︎ Jun 13 2020

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My therapist hates it when I stand in the corner of the waiting room, blowing air at people.

It’s annoying, but I’m a big fan.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Dec 03 2019

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And just before blowing up that old man's house, he said...

kaboomer

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👤︎ u/Mr__Weasels

📅︎ Apr 16 2020

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Hey Dad, remember you told me when you were young you used to love blowing bubbles?

Yes son I do.

Me: Well he's back in town and he's looking for you

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👤︎ u/B-man44

📅︎ Sep 15 2019

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I just figured out why Beyoncé’s hair is always blowing in every picture.

It is because she has so many fans.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Apr 14 2019

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What a mind blowing trick!

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👤︎ u/Zach2072

📅︎ May 21 2019

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I wrote a joke about blowing my nose.

I thought it would be funny but it's snot.

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👤︎ u/Jikey_May

📅︎ Jun 03 2019

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I warned my daughter about blowing her whistle inside and gave her one last chance...

But she blew it

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👤︎ u/B-man44

📅︎ Nov 10 2019

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I shovel my snow, but the wind keeps blowing it back.

It’s really annoying, if you catch my drift.

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👤︎ u/Hypnotic99

📅︎ Jan 19 2019

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Some people say I'm really good at blowing air around the room

But honestly I'm not a fan

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👤︎ u/PdawgUltimate

📅︎ Jul 12 2019

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My son blowing up a beach ball says,

as soon as I am done, I'm gonna catch my breath.

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👤︎ u/Ahuva

📅︎ Jul 21 2015

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Why do we have the tradition of blowing out candles on birthday cakes?

So we don't burn our faces when we eat it.

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👤︎ u/December_Soul

📅︎ Apr 18 2019

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Me, to my 4 yo: “Do you need help blowing your nose?”

4yo: “yep!”

Me: blows on child’s nose.

4yo: eyeroll

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👤︎ u/StretchSmiley

📅︎ Jul 14 2019

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Why is gold blowing through the wind?

Because it's August.

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👤︎ u/I_love_420

📅︎ Aug 25 2016

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A terrorist tried blowing up a train.

Fortunately the plan was derailed.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42

📅︎ Feb 01 2019

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Dude.. Your phone is blowing up! wannalol.com/p/803318

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👤︎ u/arjunnanda9

📅︎ Sep 22 2017

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Do you remember how fun it was blowing bubbles as a kid?

He’s back in town and wants your number

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👤︎ u/MuppetNuts86

📅︎ Dec 03 2018

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That gif with the guy throwing a cigarette into a pipe sure is blowing up

https://gfycat.com/AstonishingSeparateIberianmidwifetoad

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👤︎ u/hideous_coffee

📅︎ Apr 11 2017

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I was outside blowing bubbles with my girlfriend just now

As they flew away I said 'These things really take my breath away'

I got back to back groans

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👤︎ u/MrNoman

📅︎ May 12 2018

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Being the first person to find out about explosives must of been mind blowing.

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👤︎ u/jmsrps

📅︎ Apr 23 2018

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Samsung's recent business ventures are really blowing up in their face.

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👤︎ u/InnocenceMyBrother

📅︎ Nov 05 2016

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I suck at blowing up balloons.

That's because you're supposed to blow, not suck!

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👤︎ u/walkalong

📅︎ Jul 16 2014

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there is a storm blowing in

My mom was browsing weather.com come and announced a storm blowing in called "Meso k9" Without skipping a beat my dad grins "Sounds like one dog of a storm" tbh i didnt even grown, but gave him two thumbs up

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👤︎ u/anthonyshore

📅︎ Jun 27 2014

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Russian Roulette is such a mind blowing game

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👤︎ u/dude_wheres_ur_car

📅︎ Aug 06 2019

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I used to hate my job standing at one corner of the room, blowing air at people.

Now I’m a big fan.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jul 21 2018

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Every time I go to my therapist, I stand in one corner of the waiting room, blowing air at people.

Everyone hates it, but I’m a fan.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 09 2019

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Asked if I like blowing air at people:

No I'm not a fan

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👤︎ u/norm58_3

📅︎ Jun 26 2017

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