What do you call finding cheap eyeballs on the black market

Ideal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dickfingersjr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Is there an underground, black-market for toilet paper?

A "Brown Market?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Ever noticed that every market in Africa... is a black market
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πŸ‘€︎ u/klatkasalowa5
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Two Irishmen rob a grocery store of a pallet of exotic macadamia nuts to sell on the black market. They begin to argue about where to take the pallet when the passenger says "You're driving me nuts!" The driver replies..

YOUR NUTS?!?!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/valonnyc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Where does a dog go to buy black market goods?

The bark web

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FetusPicatta
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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I just bought a cello on the black market.

No strings attached.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suspiciously_calm
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2013
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Sister's rambling on in the car, "I learned about the black market." Father says,

"Oh, really, and how much does black cost?"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2015
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Why can’t you sell a piano?

Because the only way to sell an organ is on the black market.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElephantsAreHuge
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Quite a rich pun

A wealthy man who occasionally dabbled in black-market affairs was strolling through town one day. One of his associates came running up to him with some bad news. "Sir, the shipment from Singapore is late" his associate said. "DO NOT talk to me about these affairs in public you fool!" the wealthy man blurted back. "My apologies, sir. Would you prefer to discuss this in your home?" his associate replied. The wealthy man responded "Yes, please speak to me in the manor to which I'm accustomed."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadCorey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2015
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The hidden puns of LexisNexis

Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.

Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":

  • Bucyrus International caters to those who mine their own business.
  • It would be logical for Mr. Spock to boldly go to Vulcan International for rubber products. He might even live long and prosper -- in comfortable shoes.
  • What do manufacturer Electro-Motive Diesel (EMD) and 1970s band Grand Funk Railroad have in common? They both want you to do the locomotion!
  • Peter Piper can pick more than a peck of peppers or pickles from B&G Foods.
  • Toray Plastics America could sing "foam, foam on the range, where the polyester and polypropylene materials are made" all day.
  • Break out the Tums, because things are awfully gassy over at Air Liquide America.
  • If a tree falls in a Weyerhaeuser forest, someone is there to hear it -- and he has a chainsaw.
  • Although not a pushover, you can walk all over Wilsonart International.
  • Here's a HEICO haiku: HEICO companies/ Providing for jet engines/ In flight or on land.
  • American Italian Pasta Company (AIPC) uses its noodle in many different ways.
  • The golf industry doesn't mind when Aldila gives it the shaft.
  • Rat-a-tat-tat and a ringa-ding-ding. What's that? Answer: The sounds emanating from Pearl, one of the world's foremost makers of drums and other percussion and musical instruments.
  • Saint-Gobain Ceramics & Plastics deals powders and crystal, but there's no need to call the cops.
  • Pamida Stores Operating Company offers more small-town values than a bandwagon of Republicans on the campaign trail.
  • Like a tight end, offshore drilling contractor Transocean dreams of going deep but doesn't mind eating a little mud.
  • Rittal me this, Batman!
  • Utility Trailer Manufacturing is spreading its own brand of reefer madness.
  • Who is the Fresh Prince of Sullair?
  • If GrafTech International were a bard, it could wax poetic in an ode to the electrode.
  • When it comes to adhesives and vibration control products, LORD knows.
  • You might say that Deere & Company enjoys its customers going to seed.
  • Pfizer pfabricates pfarmaceuticals pfor quite a pfew inpfirmities.
  • Stripping is OK at Spraylat.
  • Don't think Seton is
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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My grandma got a weed whacker for Christmas because her old one got stolen...

My dad said it probably got sold on the Black and Decker market.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2013
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