Scarves Puns

A list of puns related to "Scarves"

My wife tried to buy an exotic snake on line. When the package arrived, it only contained feather scarves.

Looks like, the boa cons tricked her.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jun 04 2021
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Why do hipsters wear scarves in the summer?

They want to wear them before its cool.

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👤︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
📅︎ Dec 04 2016
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The Wife: "I got a side job sewing infinity scarves."

Me: When will it end?

Wife: What do you mean?

She laughed a minute later.

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👤︎ u/iciclebeard
📅︎ Dec 02 2014
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Why do melons always have big weddings?

cause they cant-elope! OC, and proud baby. (told and then had to begrudgingly explain eloping to 10yo daughter. ".... Don't even think about it!!!!!" )

bonus OC: why don't turtles wear scarves? turtle-necks, duh.

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👤︎ u/Notme60
📅︎ Aug 09 2021
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My time in the mafia served me well

I got so good with scarves, they started calling me scarf ace.

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👤︎ u/Uglyoldbob
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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My grandma watched Scarface for the first time and seemed confused and disappointed.

She said, “The guy knew nothing about scarves.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 09 2018
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My wife tried to order an exotic snake online, but when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves...

Looks like the boa cons tricked her...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 13 2020
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