Apparently he's not into cymbalism.
He got tired of being beret-ted all of the time.
What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here. I'll go on a head.
"You wait here, I’ll go on a head."
I said go on a head
Wet
Slytherin.
I thought he was pulling my leg, but when I asked him, he told me "Yeah man it's true, no cap."
Computer: password cannot contain symbols
A metro-gnome
A slow cooker.
It really toque me by surprise!
2 hats are hanging out at the coat rack at a popular restaurant. 1 says to the other. " you should hang out. I'm gonna go on a head. "
Anyway, the sheriff burst in and arrested him for rustling.
My dad worked in construction for most of his life, and because he worked with his hands, he sacrificed many watches. But if you don't have a watch, how are you to tell time? My dad has a great sense of humor and is always thinking of new ways to do things to make them more practical or thinking of ways to change things to make them work better for him. So after spending way too much money on a heavy duty watch that inevitably broke on him, he came up with a better solution.
He used the working part of a clock and stuck it on the inside rim of his hat, so if he wanted to know what the time was, he just had to look up. Simple. And the way his hat was, you couldn't see the clock when looking at him unless you were underneath him and looking up.
And then came the funny part. Every time he was asked what time it was, he would look up at the sun, scan the horizon, pretend to do a math equation in his head, and tell them the exact time down to the minute. I've witnessed him doing this a few times but never gave it away. The look of surprise and confusion this gave people was priceless.
My dad had done other funny things like this, but this was by far the funniest.
It’s a little gnome fact
He was cap-sized.
I’m brimming with disdain for you
He had a bounty on his head.
A maSeuss.
I’m not afraid to brave the elements.
..hope I pull it off.
You flip it over and it becomes capsized.
One. It's a trick question.
One more piece of clothing and I’ll be one whole Roy!
It becomes a Haudi
You pick up those two and I'll go on ahead later.
Because it had its CAPS LOCK on.
Edit- North of 4k upvotes, Thank You Kind Strangers.
So the audience can't see their hare!!!
I guess you could say it was in caps lock.
You stay here, i'll go on a head
You hang around I'll go on a head
“You stay here, I’ll go on a-head.”
You stay here. I’ll go on a head.
You stay here, I’ll go on ahead
You stay here, I’ll go on a head.
I said go on ahead
You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.
You hang around here, I’ll go on ahead.
You stay here. I'll go on a head.
