"I bet" that's punny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmanMegha2909
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Lost all my savings on a bet with a fish

to the tuna $50,000

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Bet choo didn't see that coming
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tyso3600
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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My friend bet me money that I couldn’t name a Great Lake.

I said, β€œHuron.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reditrewrite
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I bet none of you will see this one coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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I bet you think Russians use fishing rods.

But no, Nyet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evilweasel72
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I bet it smells great over there!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DinoMight_ArmSumo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Bet you didn't know this singer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shakainthehouse
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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I'll bet the guy who invented the snooze button...

.....never invented anything else.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I bet a butcher $20 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...

He said "Sorry man. The steaks are too high."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrickekingFricker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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I bet he could
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fidelstikks
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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bet y’all laughed i’m so farknee haha (someone end me please)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ytdistinct_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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if i bet on him he could win me some bread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/seeebwo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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I made a bet that I could avoid horses for a week

Needless to say, I ignored all the neigh sayers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeebSportsResort
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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My son asked me today what dΓ©jΓ  vu meant as some bet. I pretended I didn't hear him to make him ask me again so I could teach him.

So he yelled, "Hey - ya new tent has come I bet!" as he ran to the door

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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My son bet me he could eat 150 eggs, but he ended up puking and quitting at 144.

It was gross.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LastProtagonist
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I bet he eats spaghetti from hecc
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrakeATron3000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Boy. I bet Anakin Skywalker must have paid a lot of money for his suit.

I think It may have cost him a couple arms and a couple legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valbranz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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I bet you didn't c that one coming
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πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Doesn't he need to change? I bet his best friend's name is penny.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puffskeleton
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Bet you didn't sea that coming.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucartoons
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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My Sister Bet Me $15 I Couldn't Build a Car Out Of Spaghetti

You should of seen her face as I drove pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackKeogh01
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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I bet this helicopter wooden fly
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuackRamRez
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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39 & 40 were having a bet to see which one was bigger.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/funkinehh
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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I bet you didn’t see that coming.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quibblicous
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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My friend bet me 100$ I wouldn't be able to get the prime cuts of meat from the top shelf.

The steaks are high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultim8umly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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When the third zero came up, I promptly bet my money against another one appearing...

...and quickly lost everything.

It was all four naughts.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I bet it felt great to finnish that!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cREDBARON
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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I bet it holds a lot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiDDENk00l
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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I'll bet she likes KateFC, *sorry for that*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_vasiliss
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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A man bet another that a group of hippies couldn't get the meat down from a really high shelf without a ladder.

The cannibal replied "I can't, the steaks are too high"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuke_k9
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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I bet he used a pipe
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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I bet the scale is feeling a little under the weather
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wtflagnard
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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I can't believe he ego of that cannibal who bet me he could eat his own leg!

That guy is just full of himself!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seannj222
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Bet the burglar also stole some vodka
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EkskiuTwentyTwo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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John Wick said to the ninja, β€œBet ya can’t hit me with that thing!?”

Ninja replies, β€œShuriken”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/great_red_dragon
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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At first, I was afraid I was petrified. Kept thinking, I could never live without that post school drop off ride. Bet then I spent so many nights thinking, how you did me wrong.

And I grew strong and I learned a schoolless day is just so long. Go on now, go, walk out the door, please go to school now. 'Cause you're not welcome anymore. Weren't you the one, who each school day said goodbye? But now I think I'll crumble? And I'll lay down and die? Oh, no, not I, I will survive Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive. I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give And I'll survive, I will survive, hey, hey.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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My friend takes bets on who's the ugliest person in a crowd.

He's a FaceBookie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Lost all my savings on a bet with a fish

to the tuna $50,000

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I bet you won’t see this one coming...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I bet none of you see this one coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midget_clown
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I bet none of you will see this one coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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My sister bet me $15 that i couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen the look on her face as i drove pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avianthon
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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I bet none of you will see this one coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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My sister bet me a thousand dollars that I could not build a car out of noodles.

You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Psych-Demon
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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I bet my butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he wasn't going to bet with me.

He told me the steaks were too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShastaBeast87
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I bet a butcher that he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf

He refused, because the steaks were too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Annonomon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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