Lost all my savings on a bet with a fish
Bet choo didn't see that coming
My friend bet me money that I couldn’t name a Great Lake.
I bet none of you will see this one coming
I bet you think Russians use fishing rods.
I bet it smells great over there!
Bet you didn't know this singer
I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.
I'll bet the guy who invented the snooze button...
.....never invented anything else.
I bet a butcher $20 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...
He said "Sorry man. The steaks are too high."
bet y’all laughed i’m so farknee haha (someone end me please)
if i bet on him he could win me some bread
I made a bet that I could avoid horses for a week
Needless to say, I ignored all the neigh sayers.
My son asked me today what déjà vu meant as some bet. I pretended I didn't hear him to make him ask me again so I could teach him.
So he yelled, "Hey - ya new tent has come I bet!" as he ran to the door
My son bet me he could eat 150 eggs, but he ended up puking and quitting at 144.
I bet he eats spaghetti from hecc
Boy. I bet Anakin Skywalker must have paid a lot of money for his suit.
I think It may have cost him a couple arms and a couple legs.
I bet you didn't c that one coming
Doesn't he need to change? I bet his best friend's name is penny.
Bet you didn't sea that coming.
My Sister Bet Me $15 I Couldn't Build a Car Out Of Spaghetti
You should of seen her face as I drove pasta.
I bet this helicopter wooden fly
39 & 40 were having a bet to see which one was bigger.
I bet you didn’t see that coming.
My friend bet me 100$ I wouldn't be able to get the prime cuts of meat from the top shelf.
When the third zero came up, I promptly bet my money against another one appearing...
...and quickly lost everything.
It was all four naughts.
I bet it felt great to finnish that!
I'll bet she likes KateFC, *sorry for that*
A man bet another that a group of hippies couldn't get the meat down from a really high shelf without a ladder.
The cannibal replied "I can't, the steaks are too high"
I bet the scale is feeling a little under the weather
I can't believe he ego of that cannibal who bet me he could eat his own leg!
That guy is just full of himself!
Bet the burglar also stole some vodka
John Wick said to the ninja, “Bet ya can’t hit me with that thing!?”
Ninja replies, “Shuriken”.
At first, I was afraid I was petrified. Kept thinking, I could never live without that post school drop off ride. Bet then I spent so many nights thinking, how you did me wrong.
And I grew strong and I learned a schoolless day is just so long. Go on now, go, walk out the door, please go to school now. 'Cause you're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the one, who each school day said goodbye? But now I think I'll crumble? And I'll lay down and die? Oh, no, not I, I will survive Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive. I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give And I'll survive, I will survive, hey, hey.
My friend takes bets on who's the ugliest person in a crowd.
Lost all my savings on a bet with a fish
I bet you won’t see this one coming...
I bet none of you see this one coming.
I bet none of you will see this one coming
My sister bet me $15 that i couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen the look on her face as i drove pasta.
I bet none of you will see this one coming
My sister bet me a thousand dollars that I could not build a car out of noodles.
You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
I bet my butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he wasn't going to bet with me.
He told me the steaks were too high.
I bet a butcher that he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf
He refused, because the steaks were too high.
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