What did Pluto say to Saturn while they were barbecuing steaks?

I bet mine is meteor than yours

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistaitaly420
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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Which animal is the best at barbecuing?

The grilla

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainTudmoke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/riffdex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2015
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Father in law was barbecuing for labor day

I asked if he wanted to help and he said Yeah for sure, but then I said "nah forget, you can just go shuck yourself". He was proud I married into the family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TEMPLEWORKER
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2016
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At the office barbecue, I grilled some rare steak for our boss, and he said, β€œI like it well done.”

I said, β€œThanks. That means a lot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Otyugh (Garbage Monster) barbecue parties are always bad....

Every BBQ is a dumpsterfire!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Frogs don’t put pulled pork on their plates at a barbecue

They just rib it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CJCray8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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My friend was going to barbecue baby backs but fell in the way to the grill...

He broke his ribs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Barbecued chicken is almost ready.

Time to flip the bird!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/no_ur_cool
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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What do you call a barbecued, blood-sucking insect?

Mesquite-o.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevinsfamousch1li
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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My wife asked if I wanted to eat some of the chicken on the barbecue.

I told her that a chair would probably suffice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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I burned my steak at my barbecue party today...

It was a big misteak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Viktor-D
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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A newly enlisted recruit was in basic training, being yelled at by a former barbecue chef.

He was their Grill Sergeant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?

This joke actually has two answers: A Hairline or A Barbecue (barber-que)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crafty-Guy-715
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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At the dinner party I served sausages and burgers to the children on the barbecue.

"Why don't you guys use chairs like everyone else?" I asked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Why do the Rock’s neighbors like when he barbecues?

They smell what the Rock is cookin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoptartPunk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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My dad invites me to a weekend barbecue; I tell him I've got deadlines

His response: If the lines are dead, why the hell are you still tending them πŸ€£πŸ˜…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJNana
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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The pitmaster was so happy to sell his barbecue restaurant.

He could finally quit smoking for good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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Dad joked at a barbecue

We had just finished barbecuing, and my sister accidentally dropped her hot dog on the floor. My parent's dog instantly pounced on it and scarfed it down in one bite.

My grandpa then turned to me with the biggest shit-eating grin:

"It's a dog-eat-dog world."

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I invited my sister and her boyfriend over for a barbecue...

She said "Great, Ollie and I will be there around four."

"Who's Ollie?" I said, "I thought you were dating Herb."

She said "I used to love Herb, but it's Oliver now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyOatey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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What do you call an actress that accidentally leaned on a barbecue?

Audrey Hipburn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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A boat and a barbecue have a baby...

Is it a buoy or a grill?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RyanDOTie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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"We're here to offer support, not to grill you," they said at my review meeting.

"Like a bra, not a braai"

  • Based on true events. I had to stop myself from blurting that out.

  • Thanks to u/rumbustiousben for reminding me that not everyone knows what a braai is - it's a barbecue in Afrikaans and commonly used as part of English by South Africans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wcsoon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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You wanna have beef with me? Because this is how you get beef with me! I’m dead serious mate!

It’s been so long since I last got to see ya! You and ya family gotta come over for a barbecue this weekend!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WatashiStickKid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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I burnt my fingers on the barbecue.

Next time I won't cook them for so long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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How do nymphomaniacs like their barbecue ribs?

Bonin'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NathanOfLight
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2017
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A father and a son are having a barbecue

When out of nowhere the father hands the son a burger. The father says β€œIt’s a Bison burger!” And never returned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ANTI-BURN
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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What do you call an ape that likes to barbecue?

Grill-a

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_iz_smrt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2017
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Been telling my son all day, this is almost perfect barbecue weather.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoPity
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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My brother was talking about what it would be like adding cannabis to our family barbecue.

The steaks are high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/addamaha
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2015
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What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shitbutter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2016
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Barbecue with dad, what could go wrong?

"Gotta make sure the chickens not pink or you'll be shitting your guts out later. Whoa that lamb's done nice and red on the inside"

"dad why dont we cook the lamb all the way through like the chicken, won't we get sick?"

"well mate, chicken just happens to be fowl"

:(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foteye
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2014
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I went to a cannibal wedding. The Groom toasted the bridesmaids, The best man toasted the Bride and Groom and the father of the Bride toasted absent friends.....

It was one hell of a barbecue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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At the office barbecue, I grilled a medium rare steak and my boss said, β€œI like it well done!”

I said, β€œThanks. That means a lot to me.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?

A barbecue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faiz_Clan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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My friend bet me $100,000 I couldn't barbecue on a plane

The steaks have never been higher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChiNoAme00
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2017
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Did you hear about the starving man at the barbecue?

He ate his hot dog with relish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LambentEnigma
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