Everybody knows bakers don’t have any work ethic.

They only work when they knead the dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gentlemannatjuven
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2022
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You know why bakers are so rich?

They know how to make lots of dough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ActivistCap167
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2022
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What is a subscription only service for bakers?

Only Flans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kubushiya
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2022
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Why doughs want bakers?

Because they knead them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meow_018
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2022
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Why do professional bakers and chefs always use butter?

Because there's no margarine for error.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2022
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A man walks into bakers in Scotland

And asks is that a doughnut or a meringue.?? The baker replies "Aye your right that's a doughnut"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harpokuntish
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2022
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What kind of cars do bakers drive?

Rolls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lava_Wolf_68
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2022
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My 8 year old daughter told me this one yesterday. What kind of shoes do bakers wear?

Loafers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoullessRedAfro
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2022
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If bakers had catchphrases like superheroes what would they say?

It's cobblerin' time!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2021
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Where do bakers learn to defend themselves?

doughjos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2021
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What do bakers say when they've forgotten to put their bread in the oven?

Dough!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2021
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Bakers of the world unite!

You have nothing to lose but your grains.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karlxxx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2021
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What do you call 13 bakers taking a nap?

Bakers dozin’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuriedTreasure115
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2021
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What do you call a bakers child?

A doughter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cocktopus-2_0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2021
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Why did the bakers hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Morganianz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2021
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Hear about the two bakers that dated on-line?

They eloafed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/optoph
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2021
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Why do most bakers feel pressured to drink?

Their lifestyles are very whisk-y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFifthStep
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2021
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Where do the most generous bakers come from?

Dough nation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PolarDorsai
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2021
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What do bakers hate a lot?

A weirdough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2021
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How do German bakers greet each other?

Gluten tag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hawkeye45_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2021
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Why are French bakers so feared in battle?

They're bread for pain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/umikomorebi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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What do bakers tell their children at night?

Breadtime stories.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QueefyMcQueefFace
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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What do you call a hip-hop group made of bakers?

The Yeastie Boys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AudenWolfe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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For lifelong French bakers,

existence is pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DerBroeckel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they have a lot to prove

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McAnixza
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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I can understand why French bakers hate me.

I feel their pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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What do bakers, carpenters, and horses have in common?

They all like a good grain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foamy07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What's a baker's favourite spread?

Chia butter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sickmate
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What sorts of footwear do bakers wear?

Choux-es and loaf-ers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteadyingRuck
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Indian Grandmothers make great bakers

I love naan bread

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eormada
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I heard the bakers parents were also bakers.

You could say he was bread for the job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Bridgeburner
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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Why are bakers so rich?

well...they make so much dough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raw_Rain
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2022
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Why are bakers so rich?

They make so much dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raven9X
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2021
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Why are bakers always so rich?

They have all the dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeadExpensive4399
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2022
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Why do bakers bake?

They knead the dough.

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πŸ“…︎ May 04 2022
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Why are bakers rich?

Because they make so much dough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ratherlargeberry
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2022
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Why are bakers so rich ?

They make so much dough !

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2021
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What kind of shoes do bakers wear?

Loafers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartianHunter420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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What kind of shoes do bakers wear?

Loafers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/USEROUS05
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2021
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How do German Bakers say hello?

Gluten tag!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elon_Muskmelon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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How do German bakers say β€œgood bye”?

Gluten tag!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLUMBUM2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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The best bakers use real butter so . . . .

there is no margarine for error.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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Good bakers use real butter so that there is no margarine for error.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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What kind of shoes do baker's wear

Loafers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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What is a necessity for bakers?

They knead dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigNoze69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Why don't bakers work for free?

Because they knead the dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord-Wombat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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