Why does the bread feel so insecure around the baker?
He always has to prove himself.
What happened when the baker threw all of his ingredients into the mixing bowl?
How does a baker in Alabama describe his occupation?
I know a baker who has red hair.
He was the original ginger bread man.
Why did the baker take out a business loan?
What kind of shoes do bakers wear?
Our Chinese baker is morbidly obese.
He specializes in four chin cookies.
The best bakers use real butter so . . . .
there is no margarine for error.
Why did the baker throw away the bread someone gave him?
Because he didn't knead it!
I asked the baker if it was hard cutting the cake into equal slices
He said, "It's a piece of cake!"
Why did the baker smell like shit?
Because he kneaded a poo.
Why are French bakers so feared in battle?
What do two German bakers say when the see each other?
This year, 2021, I want more dough than a baker
The detective thought he found the key to solving the baker mystery.
Turns out it was just a bread herring.
Since the start of the pandemic, my friend the baker shut down his bakery and happily idles the day away...
He always liked loafing around.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake!
Its cake and y'all know the rules!
Why did the Baker have brown hands?
What do bakers tell their children at night?
Why did the German baker close down?
Because all his goods were Stollen.
My poor friend recently became a baker.
He really kneaded the dough.
How did the baker react when he was knighted?
Why did the baker have brown fingers?
What do you call a hip-hop group made of bakers?
Why was the baker desperate in the morning?
Because he kneaded flour before the buyers arrived.
(Thanks, I will go now)
If a baker assaults somebody with a baguette...
...can he be charged with assault with a breadly weapon?
what did the baker say when he became an umpire?
I think I'll become a baker.
I really knead the dough.
I said to the baker, "How come all your cakes are 50p & that one's £1?"
He said, "That's Madeira cake"
What do you give a baker on Valentine's Day?
What did the baker say when he robbed a bank?
A baker in my town accidentally fell inside a truck full of French bread.
Did you hear about the baker who was obsessed with his bread?
He kneaded it all the time.
What is a necessity for bakers?
What do you call the corpse of an unidentified baker?
Why did the baker rob the bank?
Do you know about the baker family?
How does the German baker greet his customers ?
What sorts of footwear do bakers wear?
What kind of shoes do baker's wear
How do German bakers say “good bye”?
How do German Bakers say hello?
Why did the baker have brown hands?
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