I got fired today because a customer wanted to buy a bagel with cream cheese....
I told them we only accept cash.
I went to a deli and said, I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese
The kid behind the counter said, sorry we only take cash or credit cards
What type of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel!
Credit to my 8 year old, I'm raising him right.
What do you call a store that sells only bagels and donuts?
What do you call a flying bagel?
What do you call a female bagel?
So if a bird lives by the sea it’s a seagull. If it lives by the bay it’s bagel.
So if it’s covered in slime, is it a googull?
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
What did the bagel say when he was about to get eaten at breakfast?
Excuse me, but I'd like to propose a toast!
What’s the only kind of bagel that knows how to fly?
Excuse me, why are there only donuts, bagels, and swiss cheese at this store?
Sir this is a Hole Foods.
How did the bagel shop owner get rid of the competition on his block?
He ran a pretty intense schmear campaign
How do you make Bagels?...
What do you deserve thats also a type of bagel?
What kind of bagel do pilots like?
Do you know that a religious person should have bagels for breakfast everyday?
They are as holy as food can get.
What do you call a bagel that flies?
My wife and I were deciding what to eat for breakfast when she asked, “Have you ever tried raisin bagels?”
I replied, “I didn’t know you could raise bagels.”
A bagel is halloween the middle.
We are standing at Depoe Bay, Oregon watching the whales. I point at a bird (ironically), “look Patty, a seagull!” My wife replies, “no, it’s a bagel.” “Why is it a bagel?” “Because it’s over the BAY!” That’s pretty funny, but...
The thing is she didn’t just make up this joke, but this is the first time I’ve heard it. We’ve been married for 18 years. That means that she’s been waiting for 18 years until we were near the ocean, at a bay, waiting for a seagull to fly over. The dad joke is above average, but statistically speaking, she has my respect 100%.
Today I went to a college visit, and in order to speed up the line for food I just grabbed some butter for my bagel and put it in my pocket
My sister said, oh no, it almost fell out! You butter watch it! ;D
I’m so proud of her, I’ve raised her well
What type of bagels can fly
I don’t know why everyone is so surprised at the reaction of the short guy in the bagel shop
It’s a well known fact that 6/7 dwarfs aren’t Happy
What is an airline pilots favorite type of bagel?
Customer: "I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese."
Cashier: "Sorry, we only accept cash."
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What do you call a Bagel that can fly?
What kind of bagel can fly?
What type of bagel can fly?
What kind of bagel can fly?
What Bagel can fly? A "plane" Bagel.
What kind of bagel can fly?
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Have you heard about my store that only sells organic donuts, bagels, and swiss cheese?
We’re calling it Hole Foods.
What kind of bagel can fly?
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