I attached all my watches together, to make a belt
I'm trying to get better at making jokes from blending words together, but all my attempts turn out bad
Despite all my effort, I can't produce more than a poormansteau at best
I can't believe after all that SHIT they are getting back together!
What causes all the super-yachts to squeeze together in the same tourist spots?
Lancelot: Men, this is a project where we all need to work together.
Arthur: Unite?
Lancelot: Yes I am.
Can you believe that they are still together after all of the crap they have been through?
If I ever run a hotel, the free breakfast would be served from 7 tables all pushed together in the middle of the room.
It would be a Pangea breakfast
All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together
At first it’s boring and then it’s Riveting!
[Request] Right now we're all drinking Quarantinis. What will we drink when we get back together?
"Oh yeah, it's all coming together."
I wanted to buy a $30 meal for my father, my grandfather and father-in-law. I figured they'd lump em all together and charge a reduced fee...
But no. I was charged $30 a pop.
Original joke time! The apples I had to remove the peals from all appeared in twos, matched for use together.
If you got all the kids born between 2001 and 2010 together...
If you got all the kids born between 2001 and 2010 together and had them do a group activity, you could have a quarantine, quaranteen, quaranteam!
A yearly tradition, my family gets together and everyone rides in a wagon thru the city, saying "hello" to all people on the street...
I had no idea how my wife melted all those pennies together
Tied all my spaghetti together last night when is was drunk.
Ended up skipping dinner.
I came home really drunk last night and decided to tie all the spaghetti together when I sat down to eat.
I ended up skipping dinner.
Dad: "I can't believe they're still together after all of the crap they've been through..."
Mom: "Who?"
Dad: "My butt cheeks."
We should get all the ex-USSR states back together
Then we could have a Soviet re-Union
What are a rabbi, a priest and an imam doing all together in the woods?
My Home Depot Manager got us together for serious store meeting. He asked who was breaking all the lumber in the wood aisle.
Me: (tightening my black belt) I don’t know but he must be pretty strong.
George Clooney, Johnny Depp, and Matthew McConaughey all decide to make a movie together
George Clooney said “I’ll direct!”
Johnny Depp said “I’ll produce!”
Mathew McConaughey said “Ill write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”
I spent all morning tying together all my watches into a belt, but I made it too big.
It was a huge waist of time.
All the butchers in town came together.
Why do bees huddle together all winter?
If a group of vegans all gather together
Is it called a vegetableing?
^^^^^instead ^^^^^of ^^^^^a ^^^^^meating
even I'm cringing at this one.
I lost my belt so I tried buckling all my watches together and using that.
We were so poor in our house, when it was cold we would all sit together around a candle...
When it was really cold we would light it...
Spent most of today linking all of my watches together to make a belt.
The owls were working together all along.
Turns out they were in cahoots
December 24 is my grandma's birthday, so we have all the family together to celebrate Christmas and her birthday at the same time.
Every year my father think's it's hilarious to say "It's amazing, you were born a day before Jesus and are still with us."
I attached all my watches together to make a belt..
It was a waist of time...
I once tied all my watches together to make a belt
Then I realized that it was a waist of time
I decided to tie up all the spaghetti together when I was drunk last night.
I ended up skipping dinner.
Once I connected all my watches together to make a belt
it was an utter waist of time
I once tied all my watches together to make a belt..
Then realized it was a waist of time..
I strung all my watches together to make a belt.
I can't believe they're still together after all of the crap they've been through
My dad: I can't believe they're still together after all the crap they've been through
Me: Who?
My Dad: My butt cheeks
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