My friend just can't afford to pay his huge water bill...

I've sent him a Get Well Soon card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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I ran out of toilet paper last week and can't afford to buy more till I get paid next week, so I started using the newspapers. Now the realisation has kicked in......

......... The Times are really Rough!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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My wife was fighting me about doing our kitchen in granite or laminate. She finally told me that we just can’t afford granite right now.

I have to admit... it was a pretty good counter argument.

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My friend ordered a sculpture of his face, but later realized he couldn’t afford the bill.

He really got a head of himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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I just downloaded the new app which will evaluate you bank account and tell you which Apple product you can afford. Turns out I can afford,

Apple juice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lisajean1234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I need a ladder, but can't afford one.

So, steps will have to be taken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I was going to buy my kid this winter coat we saw at the mall, but I couldn't afford it.

So I had to jacket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iLL_Motives
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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I can’t afford expensive art

I have no monet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eormada
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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I couldn’t afford to pay my electric bill in college

Those were pretty dark times

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_Young6138
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Back in the old days only the rich could afford automobiles while the common people had horses. Now only the richest have horses while almost everyone has an automobile.

My how the stables have turned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZealousidealRise7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Why couldn't the father afford to take his kids to classical music concerts?

Because he was Baroque

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Aho_Rascal_U
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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There's a town named Phenix in Alabama - they couldn't afford to pay for another vowel.

Turns out they don't accept I O U's.

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In college, my roommates and I were so poor that we could not afford to pay our electric bills.

Those were the darkest days of our lives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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I paid off my new limousine up front, but now I can't afford to hire a driver. So much money spent.

And nothing to chauffeur it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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In college I was so broke I couldn’t afford the electricity bill

Those were the darkest days of my life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatocruncher74
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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If you are ever working on being more decisive and find yourself wanting to get a tuba, a trombone, and a round-bottomed dish - but you can only afford two of them and the dish will fit under your shirt - just remember:

Take the bowl, buy the horns .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I knew this girl who wanted bigger boobs, but couldn't afford proper implants, so she had her uncle make her a false set out of pine.Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though,

Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though, wooden tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMBiSH
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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My turtle was upset.. he couldnt afford the new shell-phone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smilingball
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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My uncle can't afford a toilet, so he has to use a bucket.

We all have to make do sometimes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GRWeston
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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My mattress is starting to hurt my back, but I don’t know if I can afford a new one.

I think I’ll just sleep on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill. reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dbf09
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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My doctor says I need an operation, but I can't afford it. I asked the doctor if it was something I could do on my own.

He said, "suture self."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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LPT: If you can't afford to heat your bedroom there are some places in the room that are warmer then others.

The corners for example are always 90 degrees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diviner_of_data
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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"I can't afford to do an apprenticeship," said my son.

I said, "Do an apprenticeraft then."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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One for the orchestral dads: What should you do if you can't afford a fancy trumpet?

Buy a frugelhorn

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Finally! A Nintendo Switch I can afford! (r/gaming)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShatRach
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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How can flames afford to be so bright?

Fire works

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFifthStep
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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My woodwind instrument couldn't afford to pay the rent.

Now it's a Hoboe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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I told my dad GoPro was coming out with a cheap less advanced camera so we could afford it...

his reply: what are they calling it, go amateur?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nanananana-batman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2014
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What do you call an artist that is always annoyed because they can't afford to own expensive artwork?

Moaner Leaser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryGump
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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My friend said that he couldn't afford to pay his huge water bill....

So, I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill

So I sent him a "get well soon" card

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedCakesYT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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My friend in the country couldn’t afford his water bill...

So I sent him a β€˜Get Well Soon!’ card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyberentomology
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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My friend couldn’t afford to pay his water bill.

I sent him a β€œget well soon” card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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My self-centered friend ordered a sculpture of his face, but later realized he couldn't afford the bill.

He really got a head of himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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My friend couldn’t afford to pay his water bill.

I sent him a β€œGet well soon” card

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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My friend couldn’t afford to pay his water bill.

I sent him a β€œGet well soon” card

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.

So I sent him a β€œget well soon” card.

EDIT: HOLY my first award! Thankyou stranger!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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My friend told me he could no longer afford his water bill...

So I got him a card that says "get well soon"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DubNationAssemble
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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In college I was so broke I couldn't afford the electricity bill.

Those were the darkest days of my life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.

So I sent him a "get well soon" card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanglimara
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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In college, I was so broke that I couldn’t afford to pay the electricity bill.

Those were the darkest days of my life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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My friend couldn't afford his water bill

So I sent him a get well soon card

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingGod07770
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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My friend couldn't afford his water bill.

So I sent him a "get well soon" card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DSpeed4s
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill anymore.

So I sent him a card, β€œGet well soon.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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My friend couldn't afford his water bill

So I sent him a "get well soon" card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_AmazingAmanda_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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At University I was so broke I couldn't afford the electricity bill..

Those were the darkest days of my life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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My friend couldn't afford his water bill last month. So I sent him a "Get Well Soon" Card.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AceofHearts2022
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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