I tell ya, hiring that ghost was the best decision I've made in a while
Not only does he prefer to work graveyard shift, but he's sure got spirit, too
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︎ May 12 2022
Don't ya fry no moooooreeee
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︎ May 19 2022
Ya know why there are poptarts but no momtarts?
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︎ Mar 17 2022
Ya nasty
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︎ Feb 10 2022
Did ya hear about the gossip in the convent?
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︎ May 19 2022
Did ya hear the one about the drunk farmer on the sheep?
Ah, forget it!
It would be wasted on ewe.
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︎ May 28 2022
where do ya learn to make banana splits...?
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︎ May 21 2022
Did ya hear about the cheese that's been working out?
Dude's shredded
Edit: Thanks guys for the awards and upvotes!
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︎ Jan 06 2022
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit "what'll ya have?" The rabbit replies,
"I dunno... I'm just here because of autocorrect."
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︎ Jan 16 2022
Jesus Christ would ya look at the time
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︎ Mar 09 2022
I really regret inviting those ice dancers to my house party, but let me tell ya...
They sure knew how to cut a rug
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︎ Mar 27 2022
Did ya hear about the claustrophobic Astronaut?
He just needed some space, Mate
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︎ Mar 11 2022
Yaβknow what I heard around the water cooler?
That thereβs this weird guy hanginβ βround the water cooler
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︎ Mar 24 2022
Did ya hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
I heard it got some great food! You can say it's out of this world! When i checked it out I have to say it has no atmosphere.
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︎ Feb 04 2022
My dad while watching Olympics figure skating: "Ya know what they call that move when they fall?"
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︎ Feb 04 2022
Here are some frogs jokes for ya
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad.
What's a frog's favourite year? A leap year.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Toad
Toad who?
I toad you already - pay attention.
What kind of music do frogs like?
Hip-hop
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︎ Sep 07 2021
Ya know what's worth its weight in gold?
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︎ Feb 07 2022
Do any of yaβll have any jokes about murderers?
I would kill to come up with a joke like that.
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︎ Jan 24 2022
Did ya know, that your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die?
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︎ Sep 07 2021
OMG, the commute home was awful last night! Ya see, a tractor trailer carry laundry detergent crashed and spilled detergent all over all four lanes...
Traffic was Tide up for hours.
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︎ Aug 04 2021
I work in the oil industry and i gotta tell ya, that jet fuel is some good stuff.
Even planes get high on it.
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︎ Dec 09 2021
Did ya hear about the T-Rex who sold guns?
He was a small arms dealer...
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︎ Nov 25 2021
New YA novel
I recently heard about this young adult novel in
which Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog team up
for a cross county adventure...
So I headed on down to the library to see if they had
a copy for my 10 year old daughter.
The librarian said that my description rang a bell but
she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
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︎ Nov 02 2021
I tell ya, those Covid nurses that do the swab testβ¦
Theyβre a nosey bunch, arenβt they.
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︎ Oct 27 2021
What ya having ?
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︎ Aug 20 2021
See ya later gator
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︎ Jun 25 2021
Here's a dad joke for ya
I didn't sleep very well, I dreamed a was a muffler....
I woke up exhausted
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︎ Oct 11 2021
Ya know why kids like easter?
They always get an egg-citing experience
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︎ Aug 25 2021
Ya know what it's called when you trip over a bra?
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︎ Sep 01 2021
Right back at ya buckaroo
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︎ Apr 30 2020
Ya know, horses are opposed to everything.
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︎ Sep 06 2021
Ya get it?
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︎ May 22 2021
My colleagues, I tell ya
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︎ Mar 17 2021
See ya sucker!!
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︎ Jul 28 2019
Did ya hear about the fetus that killed their mother
They say it was an inside job
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︎ May 31 2021
what ya gonna cry or somthin?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Just rolling it out for ya
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Did ya hear the one about the orgy?
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︎ Jul 04 2021
Guess thatβs maths for ya
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︎ Feb 15 2020
Ya know, what this sub really needs is more water
http://i.imgur.com/BO1guSD.jpg
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︎ Jun 28 2016
Gotta hand it to ya, ya'll.
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︎ Mar 09 2018
Two brokers met on the sidewalk. "How's it going?" Said the one. "I'm fine," replied the other. "Well, gotta run," said the one. "Okay," said the other, "I'll see ya later." "All right. Bye."
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