To all ya'll in Texas without tap water

Get well soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kimenon001
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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Did ya hear about the fetus that killed their mother

They say it was an inside job

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeschmoetoday
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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Ya get it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ejaks
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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My colleagues, I tell ya
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Two brokers met on the sidewalk. "How's it going?" Said the one. "I'm fine," replied the other. "Well, gotta run," said the one. "Okay," said the other, "I'll see ya later." "All right. Bye."

It was a stock exchange.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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what ya gonna cry or somthin?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWizardSquirrel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Just rolling it out for ya
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedaiyen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Ya'll making puns huh?

Toucan play at that game!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WarriorCats423
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Right back at ya buckaroo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zector_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Are ya winning son?

Yeah dad I'm winning.

Hi winning...

please no.

I M D A D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Palpatine-66
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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"Cowbells rinnnng; are ya list'nin..."

-excerpt from my upcoming song "Walken in a Winter Wonderland"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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My sister in law told me a time traveling joke I was gonna share with ya all..

But you guys hated it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfiniteElway
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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See ya sucker!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/popman-
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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Ya wanna hear a joke about paper

Nevermind it was pretty tearable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/someonerandom0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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What do ya call a fictional book about eggs?

A yolk-tale :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beanerboysk8r
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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You loose ya phone and ya wallet but Alicia keys still there.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwitintheair22
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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what do ya want bro?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/onedirection2217
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Just hand made my first welcome sign, what do ya think?
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πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Guess that’s maths for ya
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XSlayerZX
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Mooooove over, will ya?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZebraUniverz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Ill give ya

First one to upvote and comment gets my free reward

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MertAltun
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, β€œWhat’ll ya have?”

The rabbit says, β€œI dunno. I’m only here because of Autocorrect.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sierrasport
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Ya know, I really like the singer Sia, but I'm a bigger fan of the band that always closes her concerts

Wouldn't Wanna Beya's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dd1zzle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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... and ya really wanna show it....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nkripper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Ya I don’t know
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScreenshotifGay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Ya know the hardest thing about skydiving?

The ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZealousidealRise7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Did I get ya
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ya_Boy_Lil_Pickle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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The waitress came over and saw my leftovers and asked, "do ya wanna box for that?"

I responded with, "no, but we can arm wrestle any day."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajjanialthor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Doc's office takin' the piss out of ya!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilads
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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Ya know everyone seems to hate the U.S right now, but I honestly think it’s pretty

Sick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LinguiniiL
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Did ya hear about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TehFuzziest
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Ya hear about the first guy to invent garden shears?

It was cutting-hedge technology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mardrom_Bransle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Gotta hand it to ya, ya'll.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2018
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Ya know, what this sub really needs is more water

http://i.imgur.com/BO1guSD.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatherramon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2016
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Are ya ready kids
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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Ya know, I was supposed to be a doctor..

But I just didn’t have the patience for it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zmetz0424
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Did ya hear? Willie Nelson died.

He was playing on the road again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NforNoha
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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John Wick said to the ninja, β€œBet ya can’t hit me with that thing!?”

Ninja replies, β€œShuriken”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/great_red_dragon
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Are ya winnin, son?

No, I’m son, dad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Das_Kommandant
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, β€œWhat’ll ya have?” The rabbit says...

β€œI dunno. I’m just here because of autocorrect.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vibccanman
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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