To all ya'll in Texas without tap water
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Did ya hear about the fetus that killed their mother
They say it was an inside job
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︎ May 31 2021
Ya get it?
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︎ May 22 2021
My colleagues, I tell ya
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Two brokers met on the sidewalk. "How's it going?" Said the one. "I'm fine," replied the other. "Well, gotta run," said the one. "Okay," said the other, "I'll see ya later." "All right. Bye."
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︎ Apr 07 2021
what ya gonna cry or somthin?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Just rolling it out for ya
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Ya'll making puns huh?
Toucan play at that game!
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Right back at ya buckaroo
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︎ Apr 30 2020
Are ya winning son?
Yeah dad I'm winning.
Hi winning...
please no.
I M D A D
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︎ Feb 03 2021
"Cowbells rinnnng; are ya list'nin..."
-excerpt from my upcoming song "Walken in a Winter Wonderland"
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︎ Oct 30 2020
My sister in law told me a time traveling joke I was gonna share with ya all..
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︎ Nov 12 2020
See ya sucker!!
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︎ Jul 28 2019
Ya wanna hear a joke about paper
Nevermind it was pretty tearable
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︎ Nov 10 2020
What do ya call a fictional book about eggs?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
You loose ya phone and ya wallet but Alicia keys still there.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
what do ya want bro?
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︎ Jul 18 2020
Just hand made my first welcome sign, what do ya think?
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︎ May 04 2020
Guess thatβs maths for ya
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︎ Feb 15 2020
Mooooove over, will ya?
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Ill give ya
First one to upvote and comment gets my free reward
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︎ Sep 04 2020
A priest, a rabbit, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit, βWhatβll ya have?β
The rabbit says, βI dunno. Iβm only here because of Autocorrect.β
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︎ May 24 2020
Ya know, I really like the singer Sia, but I'm a bigger fan of the band that always closes her concerts
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︎ Jul 02 2020
... and ya really wanna show it....
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︎ Dec 24 2019
Ya I donβt know
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Ya know the hardest thing about skydiving?
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Did I get ya
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︎ Oct 19 2019
The waitress came over and saw my leftovers and asked, "do ya wanna box for that?"
I responded with, "no, but we can arm wrestle any day."
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︎ Jun 16 2019
Doc's office takin' the piss out of ya!
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︎ Mar 01 2020
Ya know everyone seems to hate the U.S right now, but I honestly think itβs pretty
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Did ya hear about the magic tractor?
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︎ Jun 23 2020
Ya hear about the first guy to invent garden shears?
It was cutting-hedge technology.
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︎ Oct 16 2019
Gotta hand it to ya, ya'll.
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︎ Mar 09 2018
Ya know, what this sub really needs is more water
http://i.imgur.com/BO1guSD.jpg
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︎ Jun 28 2016
Are ya ready kids
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︎ Jan 07 2020
Ya know, I was supposed to be a doctor..
But I just didnβt have the patience for it
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︎ Nov 23 2019
Did ya hear? Willie Nelson died.
He was playing on the road again.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
John Wick said to the ninja, βBet ya canβt hit me with that thing!?β
Ninja replies, βShurikenβ.
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︎ May 21 2020
Are ya winnin, son?
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︎ Oct 04 2020
A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, βWhatβll ya have?β The rabbit says...
βI dunno. Iβm just here because of autocorrect.β
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