WOOD yall give some wood puns

Wood

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10p% Wood puns by DadLAD (actually check his fb out though) youtu.be/Ypk06Wj926Y
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Wood puns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyw7
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Punny Redditors, I need your best "wood" puns!

I need help for a project! What are your best puns that have anything to do with wood?

Examples:

"Can I axe you a question?"

"I wood stay longer, but I have to leaf now"

EDIT: another one: "birch please!"

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A guy is walking through the woods one day when he comes across a suitcase. He takes a look inside, only to find a fox and her cubs. So he calls the ASPCA and tells the woman who answers what he’s found...

She says, β€œOh, that’s horrible. Are they moving?”

The guy replies, β€œI don’t know, but that would explain the suitcase.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.

Did he ride it? No. It wooden start

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_methematician
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A pillow made from wood
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rd916
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I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.

I know it's hard to believe, but I saw it with my own two eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChewyNutCluster
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What's the spookiest type of wood?

Bam-boo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttengine
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What's the best way to carve wood ?

Whittle by whittle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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Three boys go into a haunted house. One brought a knife, one brought a gun and one brought some cough drops

They crept in. It was pitch black and stone quiet. They were suddenly starting to regret this dare. Stupidly, only one brought a flash light. The aggressive darkness and inky black yielded with grudging compliance but always seeming to push back. They moved cautiously onward amid the dust and cobwebs. The floor creaked. They breathed in tight, quick breaths. You could hear a pin drop.

Suddenly, there was a deep moan. "OOOOOOOOUUUUU". It seemed from below them. The house had been abandoned for years. Who or what could make such a sound? The boys looked at each other, but continued on, hearts pounding in their chests.

As they proceeded into the kitchen they encountered a swarm of flies. Buzzing and beating their necks and faces, they rushed and stumbled to the door, not stopping to see what they were truly feasting on. They slammed the door behind them. Maybe a body? But no way were they going back to find out. And again came the sound, "ooooOOOOOooooOOUUU" but louder this time, and closer.

They proceeded through the dark into the dining room. They saw a fully set dining table covered in cob webs. Dust-covered regal-looking glasses, goblets and silverware adorned the table. Spiders climbed on ivory plates. Clearly a house of privilege and set for a grand feast which never happened.

Or, perhaps, met a fatal end?

They pushed on. But again that unearthly howl.

"oooooOOOOOOOOOOOUuuuuUUUUuuUUOOOOooo".

They found the basement staircase, and from below, the sounds seemed to be emanating. Could they proceed? Would they? Did they dare? Two of the boys looked at each other, faces filled with worry.

But the third said, confidently, "We're going down there." Not wanting to seem the weaker, the other two boys steeled themselves and nodded.

The stairs creaked and groaned evily under their feet. The rickety banister shook in angry defiance. Insects and vermin scattered underneath them with every step. They were descending into hell, they knew, but none would turn back.

And the sound: "oOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUuuuuUUOOOO". Now loud enough to fill not only their heads but seeming to claw at their very souls!

Now at the basement door! The antique, crying squeak of the hinges eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEee made the boys wince and almost cover their ears. But they had to know. WHAT is making that horrible, terrible sound?

"ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUoooooUUUUUUUOOOOOOO"

In the center of the basement lay an unholy coffin! A twisted artistic expression of murder, decay and

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
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Wood fired pizza

How will pizza get a job now?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SouperDumb
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What do I know about carving wood?

Very whittle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
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I wood like to know how this joke came to be
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What a waist of wood.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/paperboat199
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Wood be a good idea.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punyae3671
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Just a treemendous pun!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hilloviikot
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I wood like to say a tree pun,

but I am going to branch off to different jokes and leaf you alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parkwad
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I saw a great deal online for a 'Replica Rolex' for only $50. I just opened the box and found it is completely made of wood...

To make matters worse, it is covered with a dark circular imperfection in the wood grain. I won't accept this - knot on my watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
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Two travelers are lost in the woods when they come across a man lying in their path.
         One says, β€œWe’re saved! We can ask him for directions!” His friend, however, had a somber expression on his face.
          β€œDoesn’t something seem off to you about this man?” he replies, gesturing to the figure lying prostrate on the road before them.
          β€œWhat do you mean?” said the first, confusion splayed across his features.
          β€œI mean we can’t trust a thing he says. He’s a pathological lier.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForestValkyrie
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Saw it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
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I walked into a bank, pointed a long, thin piece of wood at the ceiling and shouted…

"This is a stick up!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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Wood recommend
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Our church just replaced our giant wood pulpit for a smaller metal pulpit that is equally heavy.

We are now a heavy metal church.

We will be introducing Black Sabbath to our worship set soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cruckel2687
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Why can’t you cook wood on the stove?

Because it’s a non-stick pan...

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A lumberjack went into a magic forest to gather wood. As he found the perfect tree to cut down, he began sharpening his axe, and the tree exclaimed, β€œNO! Don’t chop me down! I’m a talking tree!”

The lumberjack responded, β€œAnd you will dialogue.”

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What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?

Bored.

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He wood've turned out great too, had he not turned to the other side
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I think my friend who owns the apiary got into some poison ivy or something during a hike in the woods...

He has hives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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If a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears it

It means my illegal logging business is a success

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taylorgs12
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What do you call a man looking for his wife in the woods?

A dear hunter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/revenges_captain
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What sound do dogs make when they chew on wood?

Bark! Bark!

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How do you find your dog if it's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

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Poor chicken
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Of course he wood
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πŸ‘€︎ u/themdonuts
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β€œHow long have you been chopping wood for?”

β€œNot too sure. Let me check the logs.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I was hiking with my friend in the woods and bear attacked him

It was unbearable to watch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanDzikipan
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I wood
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πŸ‘€︎ u/flumpton_flam
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What wood be the problem?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M-3-R-C-U-R-Y
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I'm pretty bad at building fences..

Oops, wrong place for this post

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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Why has a car made of wood never been successful ?

Because it wooden go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManaCabana
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Why did the blonde walk into a bank with a bag full of shredded wood?

She wanted to open a shavings account.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
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People sometimes ask why I like going to the woods

Forest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
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What is it called when you cut wood with a tool covered in sriracha?

Hot saws.

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My wife asked, β€œWanna come with me to help pick out some vinyl wood blinds?”

I said, β€œFaux sho.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
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What was the disobedient beaver’s favorite kind of wood?

Knotty pine

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I’ve just been charged for killing a man using sandpaper

In my defence I only intended to rough him up a little bit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Micktheprivz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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That tree’s got some wood
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ainttellinnobody
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You can always win a fight with a tree.

They're all bark and no bite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smithsea2
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I was going to take a hike in the woods today but realized tick season is starting

and I like my Corona without Lyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themissamos
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I was watching a documentary about a girl who got breast implants made of wood

I thought to myself, that'd hurt, wooden tit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edolas93
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Ash used to be wood...

...but it was fired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
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I can't stop cutting wood

I see, I saw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stonefly_C
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Where do boats carrying wood go?

The arbor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigkodack
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How do you know that trees long to vacation at the beach?

Because they always bring their trunks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NThruThe0utdoor
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From my 9yo. How do you tell someone was cutting wood?

You saw-dust. (There were exaggerated winks after. And a elbow to the ribs. It was glorious)

Edit: thanks for the love: My kid asked me if I was gonna share it on Facebook. I don’t use Facebook so I said I’d share it here. He’s practicing his jokes, he said, so he can be a good big brother. He’s got a corny sense of humor and loves a good dad joke.

For the couple of you who think I pimped his joke for Karma, look outward to that speck of light in your dark life. That light is your asshole. Go that way to remove your head from from it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeoshua82
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I was going to put a joke on here about carpentry.

But i didn't think it wood work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
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Building a shelf and couldn't decide on wood type, so I went with most poplar imgur.com/4HJD9qe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cranky_Windlass
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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How do crazy people get through the woods?

They take the psycho path.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fingadod
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Lizzie Borden was found dead in the woods

Cause of death ruled Axe-idental

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
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An idiot goes walking through the woods...

After a short time, he realizes he is hopelessly lost. He gets hungry, but with no knowledge of a way to gain food, he decides to resort to cannablism. He begins to eat his arm, but soon finds he is satisfied and no longer hungry. This idiot in the woods was full of himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
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If Kenny Loggins was to open a budget hotel complex in the woods...

.. Would they be called Kenny Log Inns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumthumsinaction
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I wood like to hear more plz
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πŸ‘€︎ u/squidoo_434
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion

If found guilty he'll be given a real tough sentence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunkinbiskits
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The Wood Glue I just bought doesn't stick.

I guess I got the wouldn't glue instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rewind44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Max Planck and Zeno of Elea get into a huge bar fight over a slight disagreement. Who won?

Planck, but not by much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2shoesnotfellows
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I wood split it too
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnlakySloth
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Don’t you wish you could carve breasts out of wood?

You could carve large ones or small ones, any size you want. Wooden tit be nice?

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Whats a pigs favorite type of wood?

Mahogany

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heartstop56
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Names carved into wood aren't sweet.....

They're sappy.

-credit to u/poopondogs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CJPsalm139
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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What Happens When You Burn Unseasoned Wood From the Bayou?

Creole-sote

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarshmallowBlue
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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I once had a friend called Wood and I told him...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeeMovieIsGud
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I just stole a bunch of wood from Home Depot

It was a lumber jack

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I know you wood love this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CallMeUnofficial
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Do you think anyone will buy the new furniture made by Apple?

iWood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derpy_ninetales
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Get it..?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cfoster14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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I asked my lumberjack friend, β€œHow much wood did you chop?”

He said, β€œNot sure. Let me check the logs.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Two men are hunting in the woods...

Suddenly one of them spots tracks.

"Deer tracks" says the first hunter.

"Moose tracks, I know moose tracks when I see them" says the other hunter.

They keep arguing over the type of tracks they're looking at, until they get run over by a train.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JMayberry5
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Wood that be good enough?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mralijey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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People who use sleeping bags in the woods are soft tacos for bears.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karma-Bot-Killer
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I wood indeed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waklaks21
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I saw a spectacular wood carving of a manatee today.

Oh, that hewn manatee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voip_geek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Wood Motorcycle

A man once built a bike all of wood. Wooden frame, wooden wheels, wooden motor, even wooden gas tank.

Did he ever ride it? No, because it wooden start!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/browserleet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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I can cut a piece of wood by staring at it.

It's true. I saw it with my own eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWarVeteran
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.

It's true, I saw it with my own eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Wood fired pizza...

How is pizza going to get a job now?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OOF2101
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Why couldn't I fry wood on the stove?

I used a non-stick pan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dead---inside
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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I walked into a bank, pointed a long, thin piece of wood at the ceiling and shouted…

"This is a stick up!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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I can cut wood by looking at it

I saw it with my own eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brak0
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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I can cut wood just by staring at it

It's true, I saw it with my own eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xander8in
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.

It’s true, I saw it with my own eyes.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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β€œHow long have you been chopping wood for?”

β€œNot sure. Let me check the logs.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2018
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