I entered 10 puns in a joke contest. I figured one of them would win...
me when I win an argument
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field
How do you win the heart of a female Farmer?
Who ever stops the extended warranty calls should win a prize.
I'm calling it The No-Bell Peace Prize.
Idc if you steal this I just thought of it while making lunch and I got another one of them.
What do you call a chess club bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?
Chessnuts boasting in an open foyer
My friend entered a contest to win a trip to a city on the French Riviera. He didn't win...
A woman entered an online pun contest. She submitted ten different puns in the hope that at least one would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Who always wins at the army quiz nights?
Why did the scarecrow win so many awards?
Because was out standing in his field.
Why did the ghost soccer team win all their games?
They were amazing at possessing the ball.
*My son's joke. I'm so proud.
What happens if a cat wins a dog competition during a tornado?
Why do British chess players always win?
Because their queen never dies
I was in the hotel lobby the other day when I heard 2 chess masters bragging about past wins.
They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
A man's son entered a raffle to win the deed to an entire shopping plaza.
The son's ticket number wasn't the one picked to win. Despondently, the son told the results to his dad. In an effort to console him, his dad replied..."Well, sorry son, but you can't win the mall."
How does a vegetable win a fight ?
You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game?
Apparently, that's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.
A son tells his Dad he wants to win the limbo contest at his school...
His dad says, "That's a pretty low bar."
I was really moved when I realized my mother let me win at cards.
It meant a great deal to me.
What do you win if you don't move a single muscle all week?
Why can’t Satan’s cheerleading squad win any competitions?
Because they have literally no chants in Hell.
Did you guys hear about the new Space Jam sequel where Marvin the Martian joins the Monstars, scores all of their points and they win it all?
You should check it out, it’s a really good Martian Scores’easy film
Why do foot fetishist never win?
Because they love the taste of defeet.
Why do news pundits care so much about who the people of Poland think will win the election?
I came up with this one today but I'm sure it's been done before. My wife said it's lame. What do you say?
What do you win when you get a Darwin Award?
Donald thinks he’ll win...
But Joe is Biden his time
With the crazy year 2020 has been, if Trump wins again would it be... arMAGAddon?
What will Trump say if Biden wins?
Why did it take Joe so long to win the election?
They were never going to let my president win this election
But I'm not mad. He'll drop an album or two and Kanye will be back in 4 years.
Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says
If you win a Oscar Mayer weinermobile your are the
And Jesus said "come forth and win the kingdom of heaven!"
But I came 5th and won a teapot.
How did Samuel win the work talent show at the mobile phone factory?
I sent 10 puns to a pun contest, hoping one would win
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
because he was out-standing in his field
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field
"Why did the scarecrow win an award?"
"Because he was outstanding in his field."
Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
He was out standing in his field.
"Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field."
Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says
What did the scarecrow win an award for?
He was outstanding in his field!
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