My dad keeps talking about his new unmanned aerial vehicle.
He won't stop droning on about it.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Do you know why Santa and eight reindeer couldnβt open his vehicle?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Apple just announced their new electric vehicle, the iCar, coming in 2024. Rumor is theyβre working on a self driving boat as well.
Theyβre going to call it the iAye
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︎ Dec 24 2020
What kind of vehicle does a mushroom drive?
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︎ Nov 13 2020
The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...
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︎ Nov 28 2020
My invention was amazing! After many many attempts, I finally got a two-wheeled vehicle to stand on its own!
I guess tri, tri again is the way.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What make of vehicles is no better than a childβs plaything?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
In an effort to combat climate change, the U.S. Army will no longer allow rabbits to drive vehicles.
This will eliminate 75% of Americaβs car bunny missions.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I hear there's a new strain of Covid infecting people who recently purchased a vehicle.
They're calling it the car owner virus.
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︎ Oct 11 2020
Highway is full of Origami vehicles this evening...
Traffic is described as being stationery...
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What happens when the vehicle carrying most of the Egyptian gods breaks down?
They have to pull over and wait for Anubis.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Used military vehicles in higher levels of trim are rare.
All I can find are base models.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Who can X-Men and circus performers call to lift their large vehicles?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
I was exiting my vehicle and the dashboard told me βdoor ajarβ
Still have yet to successfully store my jam there
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︎ Sep 26 2020
If your vehicle breaks down in California, make sure your mechanic uses the state flag to check your oil ...
Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis"
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︎ Aug 26 2020
What vehicle did German soldiers use to drive around during the second world war?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
What is the best vehicle to get a jump from?
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︎ Jul 15 2020
I once saw an Egyptian pharaoh honk his horn and put his bum cheeks up to the window of his vehicle.
It was a toot and car moon.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
What kind of vehicle always sneezes?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Where do vehicles swim?
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︎ Jun 21 2020
What do you call a vehicle that just wants to greet people ?
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︎ Jul 06 2020
My son is the best ever at pulling the car aside a curb in line with other vehicles...
His parking is unparalleled!
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︎ Jul 29 2020
What did the painter say after his vehicle was stolen?
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︎ Apr 02 2020
What vehicle wabbles in the air
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︎ Jun 14 2020
HEADLINE: Vermont man arrested for throwing pickle from moving vehicle, striking a highway worker...
It wasn't a Vlasic case of road rage, but it's still Claussen quite a commotion.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
This jerk in an expensive vehicle cut me off and expected me to get out of his way.
Ambulances, I can't stand them.
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︎ Jul 24 2020
I pumped unleaded gas into my diesel vehicleβs tank this morning...
It was a very fuelish mistake.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
What kind of vehicle does a virus drive?
Iβm not sure, but I hear this virus is a car owna...
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︎ Apr 07 2020
If you want to test how well vehicles perform during automobile crashes...
You have to be a real dummy.
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︎ Jun 24 2020
I always yield to vehicles that look like they could crush my car. They have the right of weigh.
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︎ Feb 21 2020
Concrete in the vehicle
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︎ Oct 06 2019
Did you hear about the guy that robbed banks and his get away "vehicle" was a baby sheep?
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︎ Feb 11 2020
Whatβs the Podiatristβs favorite vehicle?
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︎ Mar 06 2020
What is the least sneaky vehicle?
The train. It leaves tracks everywhere it goes.
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︎ Mar 16 2020
What vehicle enjoys clever wordplay?
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︎ Feb 06 2020
I started a business fixing vehicles to have the wheel only turning one direction.
Business is going alright
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︎ Mar 01 2020
How do you know when a vehicle doesn't work out?
You should check if it has ABS
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︎ Oct 25 2019
What is a Mandalorian's favorite vehicle?
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︎ Dec 05 2019
I like to have sex in my vehicle in public
I guess you can call me an Expeditionist.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
What's a weeb's favorite vehicle?
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︎ Jan 01 2020
TIFU by accidentally serving a customer an underwater vehicle at my local Subway...
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︎ Jan 29 2020
I really want to have my own vehicle
Too bad I can't af-ford one.
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︎ Nov 15 2019
What do you call extraterrestrials thatve crash-landed their vehicle?
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︎ Feb 07 2020
What kind of vehicle does Mickey's wife drive?
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︎ Jan 02 2020
What's the scariest vehicle to be in?
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︎ Jan 01 2020
What did the snail say to his voice activated vehicle when it asked him if he was ready to go for a drive
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︎ Jan 17 2020
What kind of vehicle does a virus drive ?
I'm not sure, but I hear this virus is a car owner
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︎ Apr 11 2020
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