My dad keeps talking about his new unmanned aerial vehicle.

He won't stop droning on about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamagardner
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Do you know why Santa and eight reindeer couldn’t open his vehicle?

One horse open sleigh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PulkPush
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Apple just announced their new electric vehicle, the iCar, coming in 2024. Rumor is they’re working on a self driving boat as well.

They’re going to call it the iAye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RockhardManstrong
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What kind of vehicle does a mushroom drive?

A spores car!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lanifeibor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...

It's a mootual fund.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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My invention was amazing! After many many attempts, I finally got a two-wheeled vehicle to stand on its own!

I guess tri, tri again is the way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What make of vehicles is no better than a child’s plaything?

Toy-Yoda

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrymmTravel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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In an effort to combat climate change, the U.S. Army will no longer allow rabbits to drive vehicles.

This will eliminate 75% of America’s car bunny missions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I hear there's a new strain of Covid infecting people who recently purchased a vehicle.

They're calling it the car owner virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tayrog77
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Highway is full of Origami vehicles this evening...

Traffic is described as being stationery...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What happens when the vehicle carrying most of the Egyptian gods breaks down?

They have to pull over and wait for Anubis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foxadelick
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Used military vehicles in higher levels of trim are rare.

All I can find are base models.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Who can X-Men and circus performers call to lift their large vehicles?

Huge jack men

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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I was exiting my vehicle and the dashboard told me β€œdoor ajar”

Still have yet to successfully store my jam there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbrasky43
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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If your vehicle breaks down in California, make sure your mechanic uses the state flag to check your oil ...

Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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What vehicle did German soldiers use to drive around during the second world war?

The Swasti-car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatokingXII
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What is the best vehicle to get a jump from?

A cargo van.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatchRacall
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I once saw an Egyptian pharaoh honk his horn and put his bum cheeks up to the window of his vehicle.

It was a toot and car moon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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What kind of vehicle always sneezes?

Achoo choo train!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RespectfulRat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Where do vehicles swim?

The carpool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hibus_2vy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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What do you call a vehicle that just wants to greet people ?

Haudi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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My son is the best ever at pulling the car aside a curb in line with other vehicles...

His parking is unparalleled!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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What did the painter say after his vehicle was stolen?

Where’d the Van Gogh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Am_An_Engineer_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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What vehicle wabbles in the air

A jellycopter

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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HEADLINE: Vermont man arrested for throwing pickle from moving vehicle, striking a highway worker...

It wasn't a Vlasic case of road rage, but it's still Claussen quite a commotion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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This jerk in an expensive vehicle cut me off and expected me to get out of his way.

Ambulances, I can't stand them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wspoons5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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I pumped unleaded gas into my diesel vehicle’s tank this morning...

It was a very fuelish mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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What kind of vehicle does a virus drive?

I’m not sure, but I hear this virus is a car owna... πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ -dad outtttttt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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If you want to test how well vehicles perform during automobile crashes...

You have to be a real dummy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckyocouch_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I always yield to vehicles that look like they could crush my car. They have the right of weigh.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexferrick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Concrete in the vehicle
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Did you hear about the guy that robbed banks and his get away "vehicle" was a baby sheep?

He's still on the lamb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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What’s the Podiatrist’s favorite vehicle?

A tow truck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pscud
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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What is the least sneaky vehicle?

The train. It leaves tracks everywhere it goes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/logoman4
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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What vehicle enjoys clever wordplay?

Toyota PUNdra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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I started a business fixing vehicles to have the wheel only turning one direction.

Business is going alright

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charlotte_8
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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How do you know when a vehicle doesn't work out?

You should check if it has ABS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gauravvaria93
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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What is a Mandalorian's favorite vehicle?

A Toy-Yoda.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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I like to have sex in my vehicle in public

I guess you can call me an Expeditionist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maybejaeby
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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What's a weeb's favorite vehicle?

A Nissan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LastProtagonist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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TIFU by accidentally serving a customer an underwater vehicle at my local Subway...

Wait, wrong sub.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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I really want to have my own vehicle

Too bad I can't af-ford one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alecrainier
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What do you call extraterrestrials thatve crash-landed their vehicle?

Fail-iens!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xzoodz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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What kind of vehicle does Mickey's wife drive?

A minnie-van

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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What's the scariest vehicle to be in?

A freight train

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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What did the snail say to his voice activated vehicle when it asked him if he was ready to go for a drive

Yes car go

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πŸ‘€︎ u/absurd-bird-turd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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What kind of vehicle does a virus drive ?

I'm not sure, but I hear this virus is a car owner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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