My dad keeps talking about his new unmanned aerial vehicle.
He won't stop droning on about it.
Do you know why Santa and eight reindeer couldn’t open his vehicle?
Apple just announced their new electric vehicle, the iCar, coming in 2024. Rumor is they’re working on a self driving boat as well.
They’re going to call it the iAye
What kind of vehicle does a mushroom drive?
The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...
My invention was amazing! After many many attempts, I finally got a two-wheeled vehicle to stand on its own!
I guess tri, tri again is the way.
What make of vehicles is no better than a child’s plaything?
In an effort to combat climate change, the U.S. Army will no longer allow rabbits to drive vehicles.
This will eliminate 75% of America’s car bunny missions.
I hear there's a new strain of Covid infecting people who recently purchased a vehicle.
They're calling it the car owner virus.
Highway is full of Origami vehicles this evening...
Traffic is described as being stationery...
What happens when the vehicle carrying most of the Egyptian gods breaks down?
They have to pull over and wait for Anubis.
Used military vehicles in higher levels of trim are rare.
All I can find are base models.
Who can X-Men and circus performers call to lift their large vehicles?
I was exiting my vehicle and the dashboard told me “door ajar”
Still have yet to successfully store my jam there
If your vehicle breaks down in California, make sure your mechanic uses the state flag to check your oil ...
Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis"
What vehicle did German soldiers use to drive around during the second world war?
What is the best vehicle to get a jump from?
I once saw an Egyptian pharaoh honk his horn and put his bum cheeks up to the window of his vehicle.
It was a toot and car moon.
What kind of vehicle always sneezes?
What do you call a vehicle that just wants to greet people ?
My son is the best ever at pulling the car aside a curb in line with other vehicles...
His parking is unparalleled!
What did the painter say after his vehicle was stolen?
What vehicle wabbles in the air
HEADLINE: Vermont man arrested for throwing pickle from moving vehicle, striking a highway worker...
It wasn't a Vlasic case of road rage, but it's still Claussen quite a commotion.
This jerk in an expensive vehicle cut me off and expected me to get out of his way.
Ambulances, I can't stand them.
I pumped unleaded gas into my diesel vehicle’s tank this morning...
It was a very fuelish mistake.
What kind of vehicle does a virus drive?
I’m not sure, but I hear this virus is a car owna...
🤦🏻♂️
-dad outtttttt
If you want to test how well vehicles perform during automobile crashes...
You have to be a real dummy.
I always yield to vehicles that look like they could crush my car. They have the right of weigh.
Did you hear about the guy that robbed banks and his get away "vehicle" was a baby sheep?
What’s the Podiatrist’s favorite vehicle?
What is the least sneaky vehicle?
The train. It leaves tracks everywhere it goes.
What vehicle enjoys clever wordplay?
I started a business fixing vehicles to have the wheel only turning one direction.
Business is going alright
How do you know when a vehicle doesn't work out?
You should check if it has ABS
What is a Mandalorian's favorite vehicle?
I like to have sex in my vehicle in public
I guess you can call me an Expeditionist.
What's a weeb's favorite vehicle?
TIFU by accidentally serving a customer an underwater vehicle at my local Subway...
I really want to have my own vehicle
Too bad I can't af-ford one.
What do you call extraterrestrials thatve crash-landed their vehicle?
What kind of vehicle does Mickey's wife drive?
What's the scariest vehicle to be in?
What did the snail say to his voice activated vehicle when it asked him if he was ready to go for a drive
What kind of vehicle does a virus drive ?
I'm not sure, but I hear this virus is a car owner
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