The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..
Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.
Too many red flags.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
Without skipping a beat he said “Whorelocks.”
Not many words rhyme with “paper”.
That was some sound advice.
The woman simply replied, “No peer pressure.”
Your eyes. They dilate.
That's awl she wanted!
Hypocrites and people who hate other people
I don't know either, but the flag is a big plus.
All my jokes became inside jokes
Its butt!
Dad: "Friendships"
Because they dilate.
He never laughs at them
It really put a strain on our marriage.
and not using commas
A PRO-Crastinator.
The invention of the wheel.
Is trying to take a day off
Put you on hold.
you can’t see a doctor about it
It's just a moment of reflection.
I wonder how far I can kick this bucket
Dads love saying ‘that was fast’ when someone leaves but returns straight away because they forgot something.
Dads love answering the phone ‘yelllllow’.
Dads love saying ‘they don’t make things like they used to’ whenever something breaks.
Dads love teaching kids how to play 52 card pickup.
Dads love saying ‘what’s the damage’ when handed a bill for something.
Dads love saying ‘pull my finger’ and farting when you do.
Dads love saying ‘Jeez Louise!’.
With Luke on your side.
Always look on the light side of the life force.
Plane english
My 6yo laid this one on me and I hadn't heard it before so thought it might be enjoyed here
Because you don't run with scissors
His name was Chuck.
They're free of charge
...it’s sit.
Ice-o-lation
My 9yr old came up with this one all by herself while watching Frozen.
Their burgers are simply irresistible
Remains to be seen.
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too.
In my opinion it's the flag, it's a great plus.
I don’t know but their flag is a big plus
Is that you have go back the next day.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon
I gave her a shoulder to crayon...
