Terrance was the most dangerous and least respected hardship on the Oregon trail
Scholars say over half of fatalities were caused by dissin’ terry
What do you call the trail to the insane asylum?
My boss went deer hunting. He winged a buck but ended up losing the trail.
I messaged him “oh deer, that must have been stag-gering when you fawned out you didnt get it”.
A man with a metal detector was following a trail of buried coins.
They eventually led to a beautiful woman in the woods, lying on a bed of moss.
"I've been waiting for you," she said, "you found my trail of treasure."
"Your treasure?" he replied, "Finders keepers lady."
What do call a bike trail that shows no empathy.
What did pink panther say after stepping on a trail of ants?
Dead ant
Dead ant
Dead ant dead ant dead ant
Dead ant dead aaannnnttt
The Oregon Trail
You meet a man on the Oregon Trail, the man says his name is Terry. “Terry? That’s a girl’s name!” You laugh. Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin Terry
My friend was on a hike and the trail was covered in rocks and boulders when he started feeling a sharp pain in his kidneys.
He started to feel better after he passed the first stone.
Hopefully they left a paper trail
What is a snail trail in the garden called?
The trail blazer lost his Christmas spirit.
I avoid bike trails after dark.
They're full of cycle paths.
Wendy Williams' career must be playing Oregon Trail...
Because it's about to die from dissin' Terry.
A woman starting a hike at the Grand Canyon asked me how the trail was as I reached the top
I said “it’s all downhill from here!”
I know a lady who means well, but is very annoying telling people how to mark their trails...
She’s a caring cairn Karen.
If mental hospitals had walking trails they would be called?
I made a Spotify playlist called Trail Mix
It has music from Peanut, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
'Fire works' sign on the 4th of July at the Fanny Bay trail (Osceola forest, FL)
I was biking along a trail today when I ran into my friend Nick
A new meaning to trail runs
My friend had a small horse that he tried taking trail riding. It died the first trip, unfortunately.
My girlfriend and I were hiking yesterday, I was leading the way on the trail a bit ahead of her and she chimed out, "Is that a safe way?"
I said, "Honey, are you feeling okay? I don't think there are any grocery stores out here in the wilderness."
This is the thumbnail for my youtube trailer. It's a trailer trailing a trailer on a trail of trail mix.
If a jet plane loaded with e-cigarette smokers flies overhead, you'll see the vaper trail.
If mental institutions started making hiking trails
We could call them “psychopaths”
I was on the trail in Colorado or somewhere when I happened upon a dude that couldn't get his donkey in reverse.
A donkey-whisperer rapper-wanna-be, I was able to back that ass up, yo. Uh huh.
Was fitting a woman for a pair of trail shoes at work
She had on a pair that fit pretty well, and she asked me "About how much do these ones run?"
And I said "About 500 miles, then you should probably replace them."
I was on the Oregon trail and...
I met this guy named Terry.
I made fun of him and said Terry was a girls name.
He’s shot me.
“You have died of dissin’ Terry.”
Edit: Spelling
I could make a lot of money if I tore the label off of a bag of M&Ms and rename them "purified trail mix"
Why have postal workers always been considered pioneers and trail blazers of their time?
Because they're always pushing the envelope.
My friend and I saw a trail of ice in the hallway
At the end of it, I said "The trail's run cold."
I got punched for it.
y'know if mental institutions had walking trails...
We could call them psychopaths.
You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and say, "That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you.
You have died of dissin' Terry.
You’re traveling the Oregon Trail and you meet a man named Terry. You say “Terry? That’s a girls name!” He pulls out his gun and shoots you.
You have died from dissin’ Terry
You are traveling along the Oregon Trail, and you meet a man named Terry. You say "Terry? That's a girls name!" In anger, Terry stabs you to death.
You have died of dissin' Terry.
Oregon Trail
You’re walking along the Oregon Trail and you meet a guy named terry.
You laugh at him as say Terry is a girls name.
Terry shoots you.
You’ve died of dissen terry.
What do you call hiking trails around an asylum?
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