Remind me not to pillow fight with the wife...

Currently sat in hospital with a concushion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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This 2020 Presidential election reminds me of the 2000 Election

But a lot less Gore-y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heybuddy313
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I told my wife at dinner, "honey your chicken parmesan reminds me of a poutine" she said "how's that?"

Because I want to poutine my mouth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fullmiz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Cemeteries remind me of the TV show Cheers.

It's a place where everyone knows your name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aagistar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Neowise should remind redditors that the best jokes are in space...

Because the best jokes are always in the comets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ponderingfox
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Ms. Richie: Hey, remind me what comes after Do and Re on the musical scale?

Lionel: Hello, is it Mi you are looking for?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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My buddy gets all the girls. I watched him work once. He approached a lady and said, "girl, you remind me of a thick, creamy beverage made from raw fruit, vegetables, and sometimes dairy products, typically pureed using a blender!"

He's such a smoothie talker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Remind your kids not to overdo it on the pumpkin pie this time of year ...

Or they might get autumn'y ache.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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The market right now reminds me of that N'SYNC song

#BUYBUYBUY

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quasar226
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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You remind me of a newly paved road....

Re-tarred.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommieJayRL
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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Did your mom have to remind you to practice piano?

No, I did it on my own a chord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/326Med
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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What show reminds Dodrio of its childhood

Twin Beaks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ducksaws
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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Had to remind my boys not to walk in front of their mother...

They know she can't see when the sons in her eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shade168
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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What did Aunt Beru have to remind Luke at dinner?

Use your fork, Luke!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stubob
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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South America reminds me of nachos

They've got a lot of Chile on the side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoOneLikesJack
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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I keep having to remind my wife & kids not to throw aluminum in the regular trash.

Their commitment to recycling is uncanny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/casimir1978
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Just wanted to remind everyone of all the hard work the significant others of superheroes do. They deal with so much, have to be in their shadow, yet still stand by them...

They really are fucking heroes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uingsz
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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That reminds me of the joke about the bed...

oh wait it hasn't been made yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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Every time I make a pun, my friend reminds me that he'll one day buy me a drumkit.

To which I ask him "are you being literal or cymbalic."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenoraiser
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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I always remind my kids to stay in school.

But they keep coming back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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Every time I leave my house in the winter it reminds me of a jalapeΓ±o.

Because its a little chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PHIL-yes-PLZ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2016
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Living in California, people always remind me about our drought

I always tell them I'm well aware.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thintoast
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2016
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I was sitting on the sofa with my wife last night, when I said, "Honey, you remind me of an onion."

She smiled, blushed a little and asked, "Why? Because I have so many layers to my personality!?"

"No."

"Oh, OK, something stupid like, you'll cry when you slice me up?!"

"Nope."

"OK! OK! You'd prefer it if I was battered?!"

"Nah."

"You either love me or hate me? I'm good in small doses? I can be a bit overpowering?!"

"No, no and no!"

Exasperated, she shrieked, "Oh, all right then, why?!"

"You smell like an onion!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2017
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What would someone use to remind themselves to post something

a post-it note

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superfroakie
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2016
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"Everywhere I look something reminds me of her" -Lt. Frank Drebin, Dadjoke King imgur.com/ScUcPTv
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πŸ‘€︎ u/twentysomethinger
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2013
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This sub reminds me of a mozzarella stick.

Without the cheesiness it'd be empty inside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeVampirate
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2017
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Had to remind my dad that his jokes about sausage...

are the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gardengreenbacks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2017
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Me and my SO went too Lapland, she said something reminds her of back home (the UK).

I replied "it must be the rain dear".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghost_Brain
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2014
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I was talking to my dad about something serious and he said, "That reminds me of what your grandpa said before he kicked the bucket..."

I looked at him confused when he said, "I wonder how far I can kick that bucket."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nahbois19
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2015
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Remind your kids after all the turkey jokes of the pig with three eyes

We called him piiig

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seobrien
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2015
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From someone on FB "People are always telling me I remind them of Brad Pitt."

"Because I often say don't forget about Brad Pitt."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2014
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Every Thanksgiving my dad reminds us that he only likes two kinds of pie...

"Hot and cold."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gunslinger1999
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2013
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We have a 'Cambria St' near our house. Everything we drive toward it before crossing I remind those in the car...

That we're in our Pre Cambrian era.

Groans ensue!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chargen2
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2014
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Wife: "... that reminds me that I have to sew your pants when we get back"

Me: "Just let me know when you do so I can go ahead and reap them."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arktouros
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2014
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