Remind Me Puns

Currently sat in hospital with a concushion.

But a lot less Gore-y

Because I want to poutine my mouth.

It's a place where everyone knows your name.

Lionel: Hello, is it Mi you are looking for?

He's such a smoothie talker.

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Re-tarred.

They've got a lot of Chile on the side

oh wait it hasn't been made yet.

To which I ask him "are you being literal or cymbalic."

Because its a little chili.

I always tell them I'm well aware.

She smiled, blushed a little and asked, "Why? Because I have so many layers to my personality!?"

"No."

"Oh, OK, something stupid like, you'll cry when you slice me up?!"

"Nope."

"OK! OK! You'd prefer it if I was battered?!"

"Nah."

"You either love me or hate me? I'm good in small doses? I can be a bit overpowering?!"

"No, no and no!"

Exasperated, she shrieked, "Oh, all right then, why?!"

"You smell like an onion!"

Without the cheesiness it'd be empty inside.

I replied "it must be the rain dear".

I looked at him confused when he said, "I wonder how far I can kick that bucket."

"Because I often say don't forget about Brad Pitt."

Me: "Just let me know when you do so I can go ahead and reap them."