But I only wear trousers
I told him I've already Reddit
U2B
His entire platform is banning all US imports of shredded cheeses.
This time around, he wants to make America grate again
V Rrrrrrr
...but then I reddit
Turns out he runs one heck of a Schmear campaign
Wastebook, Binstagram, Scrapchat and Litter!
White Vans
He gets stuck on platform Nein und 3/4
It’s set on a mountaintop, with platforms built on the sides for tents and shops and the like. I asked if they had one for milking cows, since that would be ledge-and-dairy.
He's always debating 2B or not 2B?
Tik tok, tik tok, tik tok….
I got Talibanned.
The first one instructed his team to drive all their equipment in fast and work as quickly as possible. The work quality was poor and their crane actually fell over.
The second one instructed his team to work carefully. They created a sturdy platform for their crane, the quality was good, and they completed the project successfully.
>!Supporting Ur crane will always beat a Rush in!<
You have just staged a coupe.
Because they have plat-toes instead.
I call it a Tramp o' Lean
TickTalk
He ran into the wrong platform at the train station
faceBAWK
...would it be seaweed?
Hbo
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After the Flood, God instructed all the animals to go forth and multiply. But some snakes didn't obey.
So Noah build a low platform of unfinished wood and put the snakes on it, and they began to multiply.
Noah's wife asked him what was the deal with the wooden platform.
Noah said "Oh, the snakes were adders, they needed a log table to multiply."
it was afraid of becoming steam
It was all Hans on deck!
But I feel like I'm hitting a wall
I imagine he/she'd like to hang out in r/me.
He was caught Dublin the speed limit!
One night, I was too tired to move it out of the way when I had to pee. So I stood on the stool to tinkle. I now have my own streaming platform.
But it never went anywhere.
His best friend, Roy, was known around town for having an adventurous streak that a small town just couldn't satisfy. Roy yearned to travel the world, to rub shoulders with the well-to-do, and to squeeze every drop of excitement he could out of life. While most young folk in town, my grandpa included, were resigned to their lot, Roy was driven by his dream. He worked incredibly hard, taking every hired-hand and handy-man job he could find. He would walk five miles each way to clean a gutter if there was a nickel to be made. His hometown was always spotless, because Roy would pick up every glass bottle he saw to get the deposit back, and every can he found would get turned in for recycling.
The years stretched on. Grandpa settled down with his high school sweetheart in a one-room cottage and had my dad, and not much else. Roy kept hurrying from one job to the next, never spending a dime on a date. Everyone would just roll their eyes and quietly gossip about how poor Roy's obsession was robbing him of a real life.
One day, Roy showed up at Grandpa's house, all decked out in a brand new khaki safari kit, complete with helmet, binoculars, and elephant gun, and announced that he had finally saved up enough for passage to Africa to go big game hunting. He was especially proud of the fine leather boots he was sporting. "Indestructable" he called them, totally impenetrable to water, wind, and snow. No trench-foot for him while he tracked rhinos on the savannah!
Grandpa congratulated Roy on his achievement and wished him bon voyage. Over the next three months, the town felt Roy's absence. Litter lay where it fell, gutters overflowed in heavy rain, small-time farmers rose that bit earlier and bedded that bit later to cover the work Roy used to help with. Of course, the gossipers just turned their chat from how Roy needed a dose of reality to how thoughtless it was of him to just up and leave. Most folks were convinced Roy was gone for good. After all, how could he come back from such a high-falutin' adventure to his tiny, no-account hometown?
But return Roy did, and everyone crowded around at the bar to hear his account of his safari. To their surprise, Roy told them that, for all the time he had been away, he only bagged one trophy that was currently on a slow boat back. It turned out, once Roy got a close-up look at the elephants, rhinos, giraffes, gazelles, and all the fine animals of the African savannah, he lost all heart for hunting. He just couldn't imagi
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"... and gets hit by a train, does it become a splatform?!"
Which was owned by William Shakespeare
Unfortunately he chewed on it so much that I can't say it's 2B or not 2B
I Reddit was a good platform.
If you’re doing dangerous work on a platform that’s held together by screwed in bolts, then your life is hanging by a thread.
Everyone was wearing platforms
Platform shoes!
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