why didn't the indie lake make a games platform

it was afraid of becoming steam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crypt-lord
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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The captain wanted all sailors of German descent to come out onto the top ship platform and line up...

It was all Hans on deck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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I'm campaigning to become a moderator of /r/dadjokes. This is the platform I'm running on.

http://imgur.com/szcPODP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiiVii
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2016
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The perfect social media platform for a so called "army of one"

I imagine he/she'd like to hang out in r/me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Warp_Scrambler_II
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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My friend in the train station: "If someone falls off the platform..."

"... and gets hit by a train, does it become a splatform?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BopNiblets
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2017
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The Train conductor at the station this morning was definitely a Dad...

So I was taking the train to work this morning, and I'm exchanging at a station. I walk up the stairs to the platform to get my second train which should lead me to work, and I notice a train leaving the platform. As anyone would do, I asked the conductor "is that Liverpool?" (referring to the train as my destination). He replied "No mate, that's a train". It wasn't the liverpool train and I wasn't late, but that sure made my day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Throwaway00010110
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2015
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Depression in Mexico

There are been a sharp increase in depression in Mexico since Trump got into office on the platform of building a wall between the two countries.

Leading mental health experts have said that sadly many Mexicans will never get over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/westerbypl
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2017
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Elevation

Here's the conversation:

Her - I failed one of my assignments.

Me - Shit, what was it?

Her - Just a project proposal, but I FAILED SOMETHING, I'VE NEVER FAILED ANYTHING?!?!

Me - Well, it should bring you down a peg. Humility, innit.

Her - No, I need constant elevation.

Me - Is that why you wear platform shoes?

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2016
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