A list of puns related to "Platformism"
it was afraid of becoming steam
Hbo
...would it be seaweed?
It was all Hans on deck!
But it never went anywhere.
But I feel like I'm hitting a wall
Snapchat
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I imagine he/she'd like to hang out in r/me.
Because it's a reddit
I Reddit was a good platform.
"... and gets hit by a train, does it become a splatform?!"
Everyone was wearing platforms
Platform shoes!
If you’re doing dangerous work on a platform that’s held together by screwed in bolts, then your life is hanging by a thread.
So I was taking the train to work this morning, and I'm exchanging at a station. I walk up the stairs to the platform to get my second train which should lead me to work, and I notice a train leaving the platform. As anyone would do, I asked the conductor "is that Liverpool?" (referring to the train as my destination). He replied "No mate, that's a train". It wasn't the liverpool train and I wasn't late, but that sure made my day!
There are been a sharp increase in depression in Mexico since Trump got into office on the platform of building a wall between the two countries.
Leading mental health experts have said that sadly many Mexicans will never get over it.
Workers at a new steakhouse discovered that removing fiberglass steer from their shipping platforms is an unpalatable job.
Here's the conversation:
Her - I failed one of my assignments.
Me - Shit, what was it?
Her - Just a project proposal, but I FAILED SOMETHING, I'VE NEVER FAILED ANYTHING?!?!
Me - Well, it should bring you down a peg. Humility, innit.
Her - No, I need constant elevation.
Me - Is that why you wear platform shoes?
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