How did the Roman feel when he cannibalized his nagging wife?
What did the Japanese cannibal eat for dinner?
What do Japanese cannibals like to eat?
Cannibal (definition):
Noun: someone who is fed up with people.
Why do cannibals always throw up after eating priests?
Because you can't keep a good man down.
What do you call the podium in a class on the history of cannibalism?
What was the cannibal's favorite Disney song?
You've got a friend in me.
What did one cannibal cow say to the other?
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
That cannibal restaurant is so expensive!
why did the cannibal priest go out of business?
He ate up all his prophets.
I wanted to go to a cannibal beach resort
Unfortunately it cost an arm and a leg
(Credit to my 9 year old cousin for this)
When the cannibal was late for dinner,
He got the cold shoulder.
A circus was attached by a tribe of cannibals...
Later that night, two cannibals were eating clown by the campfire. One turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What’s a cannibal’s favorite part of a Hollywood comedy club?
What did the dr say to the cannibal in the waiting room?
You're really trying my patients.
What do cannibals serve at the beginning of dinner party?
Two cannibals are sitting at the dinner table…
The first one says, “I just really can’t stand my mother-in-law.”
The other one says, “Then just eat your salad.”
How did the cannibal dump his girlfriend?
What do cannibals call stoned people?
Another joke from my emerging comedian, eleven year old son: What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup?
His mother gave him a piece of her mind.
Why don’t cannibals ever cook noodles?
Why did the cannibal go to the gun shop?
He heard they dealt in arms
What's a cannibal's favorite shampoo?
What's a Japanese cannibal's favorite food?
DreamWorks recently released a movie where Shrek gets captured by cannibals.
The self-loathing cannibal…
threw up his arms in disgust.
A cannibal once pissed off some catholic preachers
It was because he ate-theist
What did the Roman cannibal say when he got caught eating a woman?
Why do cannibals hate eating military men?
Every once in a while they get a colonel stuck in their teeth.
A cannibal was distraught when her doctor told her she couldn't have children.
But then she realized food allergies weren't the end of the world.
The cannibal landlord just rented out an apartment to the professional Among Us players
He was looking for sus tenants
Do cannibals eat spaghetti with their fingers?
No. They eat the fingers separately.
I cracked one too many Dad Jokes among a tribe of cannibals…
and wound up in hot water.
Two cannibals are having dinner
His friend asked are you enjoying the meal, “having a ball” . Slow down you are eating too fast!
I thought Russell Crowe would be remorseful about cannibalizing a woman in a fit of insanity
What do cannibals serve at cocktail parties?
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a helping hand
I got arrested at a restaurant for cannibalism.
I got confused when the sign said, "For eating customers only."
Why was the cannibal confused?
Because he received guns instead of arms from his arms dealer.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
What did the cannibal sous chef say to the chef?
"Can I blend you a hand?"
That old hag almost got eaten by the beach cannibals!
They thought she was a sand-witch.
What do give a cannibal crab for his birthday?
I once knew a guy who had a severe self-cannibalism disorder
I saw less and less of him each year
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Two cannibals are sitting at the dinner table…
The first one says, “I just really can’t stand my mother-in-law.”
The other one says, “Then just eat your salad.”
Why don't cannibals ever cook noodles?
What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
Cannibal.
(n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
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