From now on, she will be known as Apartmentleezza Rice.
The only thing that doesn’t suck is the vacuum cleaner.
He heard it was a stable job.
I heard he was short staffed...
My mom and I were talking about how she was inspired by the show Tiny House Nation. (For those who aren't familiar, it is a show about downsizing, and living in a more eco friendly house). She was describing her ideal layout, how she would live with her sisters and how there would be sleeping quarters for their children (me being one of them) to visit.
I naturally chimed in with "That's alright, I just need a sleeping nickel". She chuckled, then groaned. I chuckled, and posted it here!