Due to cuts in the education budget, they've decided to simplify the alphabet, reducing it to just two vowels and one consonant...

...but don't worry, everything's going to be A-OK!

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👤︎ u/BluPrince
📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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My geometry teacher said we don't have to simplify square routes in his class.

I thought that was pretty radical.

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👤︎ u/CrazyLogix
📅︎ Sep 08 2018
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I think my wife is leaving me because of my obsession with simplifying fractions.

Oh well, hind sight is 1.

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📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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I speak in simplified fractions

Half of what I say makes sense

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👤︎ u/DongLongus
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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My DJ friend took my advice and simplified his salad recipe.

he dropped the beet

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📅︎ Oct 12 2019
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Make an entire Q of these.
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📅︎ Dec 02 2019
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4/20 (Simplified) imgur.com/gallery/Im8zkS4
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In recent news, a giant had a troubling discovery when he returned home from work.

After discovering he'd been given a parking ticket, the giant exclaimed in disappointment as he approached his house. This startled a burglar inside, causing him to flee from the property but not before trapping his stubby digit in the door, causing him to leave blood at the scene. Thankfully, the giant's powerful nasal abilities allowed him to aid police as he was able to detected the exact nationality and gender of the robber in question. When interviewed, the giant simplified the story for us by saying,

"Fee, Fie, Foe, Thumb, I smell the blood of an English Man."

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📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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Math jokes
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👤︎ u/Cproks15
📅︎ Mar 12 2019
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Simplifying Radicals...

So I was complaining about having to write notes on this video about simplifying radicals, and my Dad tells me that I should, "Cut their hair and put them in a suit..." He's still talking about it with my mom.

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📅︎ Oct 17 2013
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Why did the mathematician get stoned on 1/5?

He simplified from 4/20

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My dad on IT

Older Brother: "Maths is really simplified when it comes to music. All you need to do is count to 4."

Dad:"Nah, it's even easier when it comes to computing. You only need to count to 1."

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👤︎ u/GregorSD
📅︎ Oct 18 2013
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