My lumberjack friend told me that he'd cut down a total of 13,207 trees.
When I asked how he managed to keep count,
He replied, "I keep a log"
How do you cut down a tree?
You have to axe it first.
A man is preparing to cut down a tree in the forest.
The tree says, "Wait! I'm a talking tree!"
The man replies, "You're going to dialogue."
Did you hear about the lumberjack who cut down the wrong trees ?
He forgot his chopping list.
My tree was cut down for paper
If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down.
Do you think it's stumped?
My doctor told me to cut down on red meat.
So, could you brown it up a bit?
A lumberjack once told me he’s cut down 27,562 trees
“How do ya know exactly how many?” I inquired
Lumberjack: “Easy. I keep a log.”
My roommates said I really need to cut down on the amount of deli meat I’ve been eating
But I’m not about to quit cold turkey
I cut down a Christmas tree today. My wife asked me if I was going to put it up myself.
I said: “Of course not. I was going to put it up in the living room.”
What did the tree say after it was cut down? I can't figure it out.
A guy I don’t know wants to cut down the trees in my backyard
I told him ‘I woodn’t do that if I were you’
Had the wife stop the movie to watch a quick clip. After she sat down I told her" You could cut the dogs feet off".
She said "I don't understand.....".
I said " UN-PAUSE".
I had to explain it to her...
I finally cut ties with a friend who was dragging me down
Mountain climbing with a friend is very hard.
Every year around this time, my family and I go out to the woods to pick out and cut down our own menorah.
My wife told me to cut down a tree
I asked her why and she says the tree always pokes her when she wants some alone time outside.
I told her the tree doesn't want to leaf her alone.
I cut down a tree in my yard, but I don't know what to do next.
I can cut down a tree by just looking at it
It’s true I saw it with my own two eyes
A lumberjack went into a magic forest to gather wood. As he found the perfect tree to cut down, he began sharpening his axe, and the tree exclaimed, “NO! Don’t chop me down! I’m a talking tree!”
The lumberjack responded, “And you will dialogue.”
I hung there, wondering if someone would cut me down at the last second.
The suspense was killing me.
I recently retired from my job as a lumberjack. Over my career I cut down 6, 324 trees...
I wanted to set the world record for the most trees cut down,
But I just couldn’t hack it
My friend was fired from his lumberjack job after failing to cut down a tree 8 times...
He had exceeded the maximum number of loggin' attempts.
My doctor told me to cut down on sodium
…but I always take his advice with a grain of salt.
What do you wear to cut down trees?
I can’t seem to remember what happens to a tree after you cut it down.
I need some help, what's left over when someone cuts down a tree?
Tree before it gets cut down: wait! I'm a talking tree!
Lumberjack: and you will dialogue
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can't cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!”
The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
I finally cut ties with someone who was dragging me down
Mountain climbing with a friend is hard
I finally cut ties with someone who was dragging me down
Mountain climbing with a friend is hard.
I cut down a Christmas tree today. My wife asked me if I was going to put it up myself.
I said: “Of course not. I was going to put it up in the living room.”
If you chop down a tree in the forest, but it doesn't understand why you cut it down
How does a lumberjack know how many trees he's cut down?
I can cut down trees just by looking at them....
I saw it with my own two eyes
If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped?
I finally cut ties with someone who was dragging me down.
I learned that mountain climbing solo is a lot easier.
I finally cut ties with someone who was dragging me down.
Mountain climbing with a friend is hard.
So I cut down a tree using my vision today
It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.
I can cut down a tree only using my vision. It's true! I saw it with my own eyes!
I can cut down a tree just by looking at it.
It's true, I saw it with my own eyes.
If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped?
I can cut down a tree by just looking at it.
It’s true I saw it with my own two eyes.
I can cut down trees with just my vision
I saw it with my own eyes!
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