Cannibal:
(n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
2 cannibals start eating a fella
One starts at the head, one starts at the feet
one goes to the other - "how's it going?"
the other goes - "I'm having a ball"
first cannibal goes - "slow down, you're eating too fast"
I’ve been watching the John Wayne Gacy documentary series on Peacock. Really creepy and fascinating. Surprisingly, despite being a cannibal murderer, he was a stickler for etiquette.
Anyone who arrived late to one of his dinner parties received a cold shoulder.
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
In today's Criminology class we will learn about cannibalism.
It's my Hannibal Lecture.
A cannibal in Northern Germany is arrested while grilling beef patties.
He is accused of eating both hamburgers and Hamburgers.
Do cannibals eat...
......men toes to freshen their breath?
Any cannibal will tell you ...
Everybody has different taste.
What do you call uncooked cannibal pasta?
Why did the Cannibal cut up his victims with an icicle?
He preferred cold cuts on his sandwiches.
What type of a snack does a cannibal eat?
Why did the cannibal go to the Olympics?
What di they serve at the cannibal school?
What do you find in a cannibals shower?
I've started my new diet. It's called the Saudi Arabian cannibal diet...
You just have a Sheikh for breakfast.
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
I went to one of those new cannibal themed restaurant last night...
What does a cannibal call a gymnast?
A well balanced breakfast
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
The Roman fighter showed no remorse as a cannibal. In fact...
I asked a few cannibals where they got their thighs
One of them said "Thailand"
What fast food does a young cannibal order?
Why did the cannibal eat the gymnast?
Because they wanted a well balanced diet.
two cannibals are eating a clown, when one says to the other...
"does this taste funny to you?"
2 cannibals
Two cannibal friends were sitting together for lunch. The one asked the other:
"Hey, i heard you and your boyfriend had a big fight last night?"
"Yes, that's right."
"So how are things between you right now?"
"Well... right now..."
The cannibal stopped to take a sip of her tea.
"Right now I'm letting him stew..."
what song do chinese cannibals sing before dinner?
The guy I suspect is a cannibal in the office always brings in something questionable.
Today was white chick in chili.
What did the cannibal call the curry he made using the meat of Joshua - a balding Indian man?
What is a cannibal’s favorite dessert?
Why don't cannibals cook their food?
They prefer raw men.
(ramen).
The cannibal living next to me caught and killed a clairvoyant...
He only put her in the oven for only half an hour though.
Apparently he likes his medium rare.
The cannibal said to his mother, "I don't like my vegetables."
Mother says, "well, just eat your wife."
What does a cannibal eat for breakfast
What is the cannibal carpenter’s favorite measurement?
Why do cannibals like people who vape?
Because they have popcorn lungs!
How do you call a runner when he is running from a cannibal?
What kind of beans do cannibals eat?
What is a cannibal's favourite medical drama?
How does a lion become a cannibal?
He must first swallow his pride.
Did you hear about the cannibal who threw a pile of funny bones into a boiling cauldron?
He made himself a laughing stock
There once lived a cannibal in Rome, who ate only women.
He was a Glad-he-ate-her.
What did the cannibal get when he went to Sonic?
Cannibal:
(n.) Someone who is fed up with other people.
What was the cannibal given after he showed up late to the dinner party?
Is a class on cannibalism
Cannibal
Someone who is fed up with people.
What happened when the cannibal showed up late to dinner?
They gave him the cold shoulder
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
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