What do you get when you cross a pit bull and a computer?
Not sure !! But when it megabytes, it megahertz.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Brad Pit
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︎ Jan 10 2021
What did the poor detective say when he fell into the endless pit?
βIβm never going to get to the bottom of this.β
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︎ Dec 30 2020
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Whatβs the difference between a hot dog and a pit bull?
A pit bull bites the hand that feeds it, while a hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
I put original copies of "The Fall of the House of Usher", "The Murders in the Rue Morgue", "The Pit and the Pendulum" and "The Tell-Tale Heart" on credit hoping to pay them off slowly. Unfortunately, I couldn't make all payments...
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︎ Oct 01 2020
What's a moth pit?
It's where you'll find all the heavy metal rockers with lisps.
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Ever seen a donkey that fell into a pit of sugar?
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Nascar pit crews have one very solid benefit
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︎ Aug 05 2020
How do you remove an automobile from a car pit?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
Pit-bull Jokes
What do you call a pit-bull that lives in Florida?
>!A hot dog!<
What do you call a pit-bull that lives in Alaska?
>!A chillie-dog!<
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︎ Jul 06 2020
Did you hear about the musician who went to the La Brea Tar pits and chucked butter into it?
He said he wanted to make a Ghee Tar.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
I was roasting duck in a fire pit...
Some might say I enjoy smoking quack.
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︎ Dec 12 2019
I got injured in one of those illegal cockfighting pits.
Can you believe they let the other guy bring a bloody chicken!
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︎ Nov 22 2019
The wife hated that her birthday gift was a fire pit.
But she slowly started warming up to it.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
Moth pit!
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︎ Jan 24 2019
My friend said that I'm in a deep pit of water
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︎ May 08 2019
I got my wife a fire pit for her birthday
She was cold about it at first , but sheβs warming up to it.
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︎ Jun 18 2019
What do you call a rude pit?
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︎ Jul 27 2019
What do you call a pit full of donkeys?
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︎ Feb 27 2019
What do you call a bunch of Democrats in a pit?
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︎ Nov 02 2018
Except for a drive-through, when entering the pits during a race F1 cars always get retired.
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︎ Jun 04 2019
Braid Pit
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︎ Mar 21 2018
I was about to join the mosh pit at the recent Gavin Rossdale concert.
But I donβt beat around the Bush
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︎ Aug 26 2018
So I heard about a special kind of pit today, for storing things like beer and wine...
It's called an alco-hole.
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︎ Apr 07 2018
Why didnβt the indecisive man jump into the pit?
He was in a hole lot of doubt.
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︎ Mar 18 2018
Citizen Kane is considered one of the greatest movies of all time largely for it's cinematography. One scene in particular is famous for it's "floor shot" for which they had to literally dig a pit in the middle of the stage to acheive the correct perspective.
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︎ Oct 30 2016
What do you call four bullfighters in a pit of quicksand?
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︎ Jul 24 2015
Fire pit humor
Sitting around a fire pit at a cabin we were staying at last weekend with my wife and some other family.
My wife leans over and wipes a piece of ash off of my jacket, to which I reply:
"You love to tap that ash, don't you?"
Everyone groaned.
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︎ Jan 03 2015
Sad to hear about the snake pit at the zoo that was shut down
Now they don't even have a pit to hiss in
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︎ Jan 14 2017
So I saw a fat pit bull today...
One might say he's a little husky
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︎ Feb 11 2014
I just swallowed an olive pit, but I think Olive
Thought of this one today at dinner.
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︎ Aug 05 2014
At the La Brea tar pits: "He looks a little tongue tied!"
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︎ Oct 27 2013
Out Dadjoked at the fire pit
Myself: Watch out, you're playing with fire.
Uncle: Oh I know, I feel the heat.
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︎ Aug 02 2014
I asked my dad how he whittles a monkey out of a peach pit.
He responded, "You just have to whittle away everything that doesn't look like a monkey"
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︎ Dec 02 2013
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a pit bull?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Whatβs the difference between a hot dog and a pit bull?
A pit bull bites the hand that feeds it, and a hot dog feeds the hand that bites it.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
I enjoy roasting duck in a fire pit...
Some might say I enjoy smoking quack
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︎ May 10 2019
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