What do you call a parking lot full of broken Lamborghinis?
I divided my parking space into sixteenths before pulling in...
I was charged with parking infractions.
Parking vs Greek mythology
You feed Demeter or Demeter feeds you.
Parking a single car doesn't need much space...
But parking 200 cars, now that requires a lot.
20 years ago, my girlfriend’s parking brake went out
Our relationship went downhill fast.
I found a $20 bill in the parking lot of the grocery store. I asked myself, what would Jesus do?
So I turned it into wine.
“Judge, 50% of my parking tickets are bogus!”
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Ok..... Judge, half of my parking tickets are bogus!
A driveway isn't a parking lot...
I went to visit my friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I found was in the C section.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
Whilst reversing the car into a parking spot, I leaned over to my wife and said...
Parked outside my favourite restaurant and ended up with a parking ticket...
I got a parking ticket today and my husband just laughed.
He thought it was a fine joke.
I was backing out of the parking lot earlier when I backed into a car! The driver was only 3 feet tall....!
He got out of the car and started waving his hands above his head! He kept yelling "I'm not Happy, I'm not Happy!"
So, I got out and yelled back, "Well, which one are you!?"
I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why. I mean...
The sign clearly said, “Fine for parking”.
I was walking in a parking lot and tripped. I hit my head on a car.
The sign in the hospital parking garage said Patient Discharge.
That explained the stains next to it.
Barking a lot on a parking lot
Being a parking enforcement officer has to be the most exhausting job out there.
It seems like there's always a lot to do.
Hey, i need some parking space?
People who pull forward into parking spots are living in the moment. Those who back up into the spot, are thinking about the future.
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?
It was wrong on so many levels.
DadProTip: When you back out of a parking space, be sure to say "Thiiiis takes me back" every time your kids are in the car.
I took my kids to a pumpkin farm today and they had an electric fence around their parking lot.
As I placed my hand on the fence I told my kids "I'd be shocked if this is on!"
Parking structures cause me a great deal of anxiety.
I have a shared parking lot with my neighbor. I don’t like him much but I’ve decided to try and be friends. After all...
Went to an Ed Sheeran concert at Arrowhead in KC. We parked in the red parking lot.
I just got given 7 parking tickets in 60 minutes
Santa doesn't need to pay for parking on Christmas Eve.
You can't trust the trees on the west side of the parking lot.
post said that driver forgot to turn on parking brake
You know why there’s no reserved parking at golf clubs?
Because everyone has a handicap
Work at Big Frog- this is our new parking sign
I wanted to say hi to the guy I saw while parking my car, but it looked like he was going through a lot.
What did the parking garage say to the road?
How much space is left in the parking area?
How much do cars like parking space?
I was visiting my pregnant friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I could find was in the C section.
I had to climb out of the sunroof.
“Judge, I want to contest 50% of my parking tickets. I think they are bogus!”
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Ok. I want to contest half of my parking tickets. I think they are bogus.
“Judge, I want to contest 60% of my parking tickets!”
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Fine. I want to contest 3/5 of my parking tickets!
I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why...
The sign clearly said, “Fine for parking."
“Judge, I want to contest 50% of my parking tickets.”
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Sure. I want to contest half of my parking tickets!
“Judge, 60% of my parking tickets are bogus!!”
Judge: Repeat infractions?
Man: Ok. 3/5 of my tickets are bogus!!
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