Parking Ticket Puns

A list of puns related to "Parking Ticket"

“Judge, 50% of my parking tickets are bogus!”

Judge: Repeat infractions?

Man: Ok..... Judge, half of my parking tickets are bogus!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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The prosecutor offered the ballet dancer two choices after she did not pay her mountain of parking tickets. A) Say guilty, pay them off, and get probation for 6 months or B) Say Not Guilty and go to trial and perhaps serve 6 months in jail.

She took plea A.

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👤︎ u/explosivelydehiscent
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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Parked outside my favourite restaurant and ended up with a parking ticket...

Fined dining.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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I got a parking ticket today and my husband just laughed.

He thought it was a fine joke.

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👤︎ u/Gubaxter
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why. I mean...

The sign clearly said, “Fine for parking”.

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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I just got given 7 parking tickets in 60 minutes

It was my finest hour.

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👤︎ u/WritingAScript
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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Some girl asked me whether i am a parking ticket

Cause i have FINE written all over me😉😅

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👤︎ u/Kamenju
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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Hey dad, there's an unpaid parking ticket next to you on the front seat

Dad: "Fine by me"

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👤︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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Dad was injured fighting his parking ticket

He got a paper cut

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👤︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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Me: "Judge, 60% of my parking tickets are bogus!!" reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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👤︎ u/mariovers
📅︎ Oct 05 2018
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my Dad asked me to make a custom parking ticket..

not a joke per se but seems like a pretty Dad'ish plan to surprise his friends with such a devious ticket! 😲

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👤︎ u/breakonthru
📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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why did santa claus get a parking ticket?

because he was parked in a snow parking zone

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👤︎ u/jnnx3
📅︎ Dec 24 2017
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Did you hear about the guy who told the Judge he couldn't pay the parking ticket because his arms had be recently been crushed?

The Judge understood because there were more pressing matters at hand.

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👤︎ u/HidaRotler
📅︎ Feb 06 2018
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My girlfriend came with me to plead a parking ticket

We had a court date.

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👤︎ u/Dinodomos
📅︎ Jun 23 2016
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What did the man say when he got a parking ticket?

This is tearable.

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👤︎ u/buchashroom
📅︎ Sep 18 2015
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“Judge, I want to contest 50% of my parking tickets. I think they are bogus!”

Judge: Repeat infractions?

Man: Ok. I want to contest half of my parking tickets. I think they are bogus.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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“Judge, I want to contest 60% of my parking tickets!”

Judge: Repeat infractions?

Man: Fine. I want to contest 3/5 of my parking tickets!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why...

The sign clearly said, “Fine for parking."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Dec 10 2017
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“Judge, I want to contest 50% of my parking tickets.”

Judge: Repeat infractions?

Man: Sure. I want to contest half of my parking tickets!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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“Judge, 60% of my parking tickets are bogus!!”

Judge: Repeat infractions?

Man: Ok. 3/5 of my tickets are bogus!!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 20 2018
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I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why...

The sign clearly said, “Fine for parking."

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why...

The sign clearly said, “Fine for parking."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jun 14 2018
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I got a parking ticket for being parked illegally the other day and I’ve no idea why.

The sign clearly said, “Fine for parking."

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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