I have a picture with me standing and solar panels in the background. Please suggest something punny.
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When I pulled up to the hardware store I saw a guy running away with a wooden panel. I got out the car and as i got closer to the store i saw two more guys running away with concrete posts. I said to my wife...

..."ugh! People are so quick to take a fence these days"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitcheg3k
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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I don't plan to put up solar panels...

But, if you do, more power to you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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Pooh's face in the last panel tho
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JouleJawbone
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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So i stole my neighbours solar panel

After a bit of arguing and me joking around

And he said I think you're making light of the situation

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Poor Ted
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πŸ‘€︎ u/floarea_mamei
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This year..
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My dad was glad when I told him all the people who would be on his roasting panel...

It really made his dais!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Watt did he just say?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GhostOfAbe
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Who's the best at installing covers for the instrument panels in automobiles

The Car Dashians.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H-DaneelOlivaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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I hear they're making solar panels for trees now

Gonna start turning forests into power plants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/askingforeafriend
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Karmas a bitch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dalegendari
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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I don’t always install solar panels for free...

But this ones on the house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coldsong
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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I can relate to that last panel.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/albenesi
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I'm not permitted to open the side panel of my PC.

It' glassified.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Velociraptor45
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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F in the chat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Curtbot9001
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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I was very disappointed with the Comicon panels this year

There was no Flash photography allowed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2017
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Things are not always as they.... imgur.com/4scWdgh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarahcominghome
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Mite be the stupidest pun you've ever heard...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grumpstick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine and asks, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"

The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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A panel of people came together to ridicule the marijuana industry

It was a pot roast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeatBald
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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I got solar panels installed on our roof.

When the guy asked for payment, I said, β€œWhy? I thought it was on the house.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2017
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What do you call a politician speaking to a panel

An anal probe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Be careful... Homophones #8 [OC] imgur.com/DcYdmgS
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarahcominghome
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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The Solar Panel goes home one night, rejecting his wife’s advances.

He says, β€œI’m sorry honey. I’ve just got no energy at night.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedFoxyMoron
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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My dad used to draw short, one panel comics all the time, back in the day. This is one of my favorites, I thought it belonged here.

Titled "Assault" http://imgur.com/P8vQXfo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slunkronomicon
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What do you call the instrument panel on a terrorist's car?

The Daesh board.

I'll see myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PercivalFailed
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[daily jumble] They installed solar panels on their house because it was a ....

bright idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbbbirdistheword
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2014
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AWW...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rouchi_43de
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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Paperwork.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/msinf_738
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Two electricians I was talking to were arguing over the quality of the duct sealing work in a panel...

"that right there is the duct seal" "that ain't no duct seal" "look here! Ain't no ducks gettin through that there seal!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FilthyMcnasty87
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We asked our mechanics to spray one our panels tan. [x-post /r/Military
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Why do my university lecture theatres have all this blank artwork on the walls?

Link.

It's baffling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ktisis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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My new comic "Punguins". Let me know what you think! penguinproductions.org/co…
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My dad (grandpa): I'm having the solar guy come over today, we're going to redo the whole system.

Me (dad): You're going to redo the whole solar system?

My dad: Yeah, we're gonna put in a new transformer and replace some cable and add some panels.

Me: But where are you gonna put Jupiter?

My son: Daaaaaad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebardingreen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Dad sent this pic to me. Figured it belonged here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/soundofdrums15
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"Nineteen Letters Long": new comic
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My bank sells repo cars. The other day, they had a Lincoln sedan for sale...

I pulled beside the shiny car, beaming at the price and quality...except I noticed the back passenger door seemed have water dripping out the side panel. I giggled to myself:

Might as well call it a'Leakin, amirite?

😎😎😎😎😎

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CurbsideChaos
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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The Joker was a dad too
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goldfappe
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The kid nailed it!

My 4 yr old son and I went to a convention this weekend. We had to bring a stroller, because of all the walking. Usually when we went to panels and shows, we would get Isle seats because of the stroller. We roll up to our seat and sit down. My son hangs out in the stroller.

The man in front of us turn around and says, "Middle of the isle. Clear view of the stage. I'm jealous."

My 4 yr old son replies, "Hi, Jealous." without even missing a beat. I was proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megalosaurus
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The classics are always the best
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πŸ‘€︎ u/huskorstork
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My dad yesterday. I figured it was best represented by an enthusiastic stick figure. imgur.com/jOB7HeK
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So we pull into the gas station..

with an enclosed trailer on our hitch. Every other pump at this highway gas station was in use. Dad steps out of the car and before attending to the pump, walks up to the trailer and slaps the paneling several times (pound) (pound) (pound) "Hey! Be quiet in there!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZohnTangel
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Sitting in a Crestron class....

We're learning about all the gauges you can use on the touch panels. There's quite a few on the screen. The guy next to me said, "I guess you could say that page is very engaging." Everyone groaned I told him he's going on Reddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Money_Box
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Totally got my fellow law student

Our law fraternity, Phi Alpha Delta is hosting a luncheon with a panel of lawyers today. A friend and I in the frat were talking about what's on the menu, which neither of us knew. Finally, I just said "maybe they'll serve PAD Thai."

Her grimace and groan will fuel my afternoon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToonaTheCat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2015
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I don't plan to put up solar panels.

But if you do, more power to you.

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