Lined Puns

A list of puns related to "Lined"

The little girl lined her dolls up at the cookout.

It was a Barbie queue.

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👤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum
📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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Two guys lined up to fight each other.

This is the punchline.

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👤︎ u/I_eat_crayon
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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I lined up everybody I ever wanted to punch in the face

And this is what I call a punch line

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👤︎ u/pink-team-leader
📅︎ Jul 04 2020
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My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill...

Looks like she’s preparing some kind of Barbie queue...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 13 2020
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What do you call a belt lined with watches?

A waist of time.

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👤︎ u/One_Day_Dead
📅︎ Aug 11 2019
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Today I took all my daughter’s dolls and lined them up by the window facing our grill

I was just preparing a Barbie Queue

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👤︎ u/DownloadToaster
📅︎ Jun 20 2019
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I already have a date lined up for Valentines day

I'm thinking Feb 14th

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👤︎ u/NothingLikeAGoodSit
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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There’s a room with two tables and ten people. One table has soup, and the other table has a punch bowl. All ten people are lined up at the soup table.

Now’s when you ask: where’s the punchline?

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👤︎ u/Elizaa22
📅︎ Nov 24 2019
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I drove by Legoland. People were lined up for blocks.
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👤︎ u/sheineken
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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Was out in the backyard grilling some burgers for my daughter and her friends but they'd lined up a bunch of dolls to get food too

It was a barbie queue

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👤︎ u/chadnav
📅︎ Apr 05 2019
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What do you call 10 cucumbers lined up for a bus?

Queuecumbers.

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👤︎ u/dpenton
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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Our store was closing and the plants were all lined up inside because of the big storm. We’re walking through the racks of plants and pick some flowers up. I ask my coworker,

“So, got any good mum jokes?”

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👤︎ u/Mapkar
📅︎ Sep 15 2018
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If a fox wore gloves lined with rabbit fur

Would that be faux paus?

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👤︎ u/kappattacka
📅︎ May 20 2018
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The data army is always lined up.

They're in formation.

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👤︎ u/thefizzynator
📅︎ Jun 18 2016
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Saw these lined up against the wall...

Preparing for their mug shots.

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👤︎ u/theintention
📅︎ Apr 24 2017
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Look at all the dates I have lined up

http://i.imgur.com/ATbmtsf.jpg

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👤︎ u/greytor
📅︎ Dec 05 2013
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My daughter lined up her dolls for the lunch

It seems we have Barbie queue for lunch again.

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👤︎ u/alimamad
📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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My 6 year old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill.

Looks like she is preparing some kind of barbie queue.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 15 2019
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