I found pictures of Mt. Rushmore before it was carved

Its natural beauty was unpresidented

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shiva8512
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Have you ever seen Mount Rushmore before it was carved?

Its beauty was unpresidented.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DaddyRecon
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I gave my french girlfriend a pendant with "le monde" carved in.

It means the world to her.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cotswoldboy
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What do you call a sportscar carved out of italian wood?

A lumberghini

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-sunnydaze-
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My great grandfather told me he remembers Mount Rushmore before it was carved

He said its beauty was unpresidented

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fractalrain39
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I saw a picture of Mt. Rushmore before the presidents' faces were carved into it

Its natural beauty was unpresidented

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
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Names carved into wood aren't sweet.....

They're sappy.

-credit to u/poopondogs

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CJPsalm139
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I'm starting a line of wooden plates with insults carved on them.

I'm calling them Hickory Mockery Crockery.

(Originally posted in r/jokes)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/L_Circe
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My girlfriend wants to get a bust of herself carved...

I said, "wait. Don't get a head of yourself."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
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I carved this jack’o’lantern yesterday...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MathHatter
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A man walks into a bar with an ornately carved box under his arm.

Bartender: "Hold on there, buddy, what's in the box?"

Man: "I'll show you if you give me a free drink."

The bartender agrees, and the man lifts the lid to reveal a tiny man, who starts playing an equally tiny piano.

Bartender: "That's amazing! Where did you find him?"

Man: "There's a genie outside granting free wishes. But if you go out there, be sure to speak up, because I think the genie is hard of hearing."

Bartender: "Why do you say that?

Man: "Do you think I would have wished for a twelve inch pianist?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IdonJuanTatalya
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I carved this bear out of some wood

It’s just a whittle bear

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fat-bandit
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Turns ot the busts on the haunted mansion ride at Disneyland don't actually look at you. They're just carved into the wall.

So that's a releif.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FremanKynes
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When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet.

I just think it's sappy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MidMindItch
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Dang it, Mt Rushmore was so beautiful before it was carved out...

Its natural beauty was honestly unpresidented

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ramiel01
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Have you ever seen a picture of Mount Rushmore before it was carved?

It’s beauty was unpresidented.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NighTraiN7804
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A friend forced me to look at a picture of mount Rushmore before it was carved.

It was unpresidented.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Croissnat
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The natural beauty of Mt Rushmore, before it was carved,

was unpresidented.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Brucemoose1
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Before Mount Rushmore was carved into

Its natural beauty was unpresidented

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DejaVuWho
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Did you get to see Mt Rushmore before it was carved?

Its beauty was unpresidented

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/politicalmonster1
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Before Mount Rushmore was carved, it’s natural beauty was...

Unpresidented.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YellowFlash384
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I saw a picture of Mt. Rushmore before it was carved...

It was unpresidented.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Futureman16
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28 2020
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What was the view of Mt. Rushmore like before it was carved

It was unpresidented

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